why god is clearly cooler/better than eric clapton
Ok. So this is just too funny.
Me: holy crap - so my friend likes eric clapton
Me: get this - $156 A TICKET for his concert
Me: for seats that don't completely suck
Me: and get this - all those tickets - sold out
Him: that is outrageous
Me: no shit
Me: bruce springsteen didn't even charge that much
Him: I have never paid for than 50 bucks for a concert in my life
Me: it's like - come on.
Him: for that price jesus better come out and be like "are you ready to rock?!?!?!"
Me: that'd be amazing
Him: yea
Him: and then he sings "highway to hell"
Me: and "call me dr. love"
Me: and he bites the head off a bat and spits out doves
Him: then dances with naked chicks
Him: before police come out and stop the show and arrest him
Me: and turns out that white glow - it's really just a dust cloud of mixed psychotropic drugs
Him: when eric clapton starts to play "tears in heaven" jesus runs back out, slaps him, and goes "i'll show you tears in heaven bitch"
Me: holy crap - so my friend likes eric clapton
Me: get this - $156 A TICKET for his concert
Me: for seats that don't completely suck
Me: and get this - all those tickets - sold out
Him: that is outrageous
Me: no shit
Me: bruce springsteen didn't even charge that much
Him: I have never paid for than 50 bucks for a concert in my life
Me: it's like - come on.
Him: for that price jesus better come out and be like "are you ready to rock?!?!?!"
Me: that'd be amazing
Him: yea
Him: and then he sings "highway to hell"
Me: and "call me dr. love"
Me: and he bites the head off a bat and spits out doves
Him: then dances with naked chicks
Him: before police come out and stop the show and arrest him
Me: and turns out that white glow - it's really just a dust cloud of mixed psychotropic drugs
Him: when eric clapton starts to play "tears in heaven" jesus runs back out, slaps him, and goes "i'll show you tears in heaven bitch"