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MOM- ::entering my room holding a disc looking displeased:: "look what i found on the windowsill from the outside"
ME- "uhm what is that?"
MOM- "PORNNNN"
ME- "lemme seeeee" :grabbing it out of her hand:
MOM- "ew. ewwww don't touch it, you don't know where thats been"
ME- :opening the window and sticking my head out: " HEEEYY!! stop throwing your fucking porn out the window!!
fucking people
ME- "uhm what is that?"
MOM- "PORNNNN"
ME- "lemme seeeee" :grabbing it out of her hand:
MOM- "ew. ewwww don't touch it, you don't know where thats been"
ME- :opening the window and sticking my head out: " HEEEYY!! stop throwing your fucking porn out the window!!
fucking people