Go ahead; ask me
The air conditioner went out in my section of the building yesterday. For those who don't know, the heat index here yesterday was around, oh, 100 and frickin' 5 degrees. So...yeah. I was listening to a song drbiscuit sent me called That's Not My Name. I've had to turn it off because I'm dancing in my seat and it's just making me hotter. Yeah...
Today, the air conditioning is still out, but the repairman is on the way. It's supposed to be a cool 90-something today. I have a few "pretend" scenarios to get me through the day and they are as follows:
1. I'm in a sauna and I'm sweating all the impurities out of my body. I'll be much healthier and thinner by the end of the week.
2. I'm vacationing in the tropics and I have big, muscular men at my beck and call to bring me iced drinks and call me Mistress. (Note: This fantasy may be counter-productive as I might get quite "het" up thinking about my Boys.)
3. I'm with a certain Spaniard and I don't notice the heat at all as I am basking in his golden glow. (Note: Same as #2 except it's just the one Boy.)
4. I have a fever and this is all just a sickness-induced nightmare. I'll wake up in the infirmary at Hogwarts and Remus will be there holding my hand.
5. I'm on Mustafar and I've just patched things up between Obi-Wan and Anakin (they were having a minor squabble) and we're all going back to Coruscant to save the Temple and then have a hot (no pun intended) threesome.
So, which scenario do you like best?
Today, the air conditioning is still out, but the repairman is on the way. It's supposed to be a cool 90-something today. I have a few "pretend" scenarios to get me through the day and they are as follows:
1. I'm in a sauna and I'm sweating all the impurities out of my body. I'll be much healthier and thinner by the end of the week.
2. I'm vacationing in the tropics and I have big, muscular men at my beck and call to bring me iced drinks and call me Mistress. (Note: This fantasy may be counter-productive as I might get quite "het" up thinking about my Boys.)
3. I'm with a certain Spaniard and I don't notice the heat at all as I am basking in his golden glow. (Note: Same as #2 except it's just the one Boy.)
4. I have a fever and this is all just a sickness-induced nightmare. I'll wake up in the infirmary at Hogwarts and Remus will be there holding my hand.
5. I'm on Mustafar and I've just patched things up between Obi-Wan and Anakin (they were having a minor squabble) and we're all going back to Coruscant to save the Temple and then have a hot (no pun intended) threesome.
So, which scenario do you like best?