Questions I've Pondered Today
Is my co-worker crazy or does she just think it's appropriate to set up a hair salon in her office and do her hair (extensions, glue stick, the whole nine yards)?
Is it good luck or bad luck if a pigeon lands on the roof of your car and looks at you through the sunroof while you're stopped at a stop light? *lookinathimlookinatmelookinathim*
Does my hallmate ever stfu?? I bet that SoB talks in his sleep!
What's that smell? *sniffsniff*
Can Jim Cantore (Weather Channel) get any orangier? He's at Threat Level Oompa Loompa already. There's nothing beyond that but Threat Level Jack O'Lantern.
Is it wrong to call an old lady who cut me off in traffic a "canker"? I don't know where that came from, and as soon as I said it I started laughing.
Where is my Firefly dvd, Barnes and Nobles? And why will my 3 day shipping take a week to get to me? I should have had my Nathan fix by now. Bastids! *shakes fist*
Is it good luck or bad luck if a pigeon lands on the roof of your car and looks at you through the sunroof while you're stopped at a stop light? *lookinathimlookinatmelookinathim*
Does my hallmate ever stfu?? I bet that SoB talks in his sleep!
What's that smell? *sniffsniff*
Can Jim Cantore (Weather Channel) get any orangier? He's at Threat Level Oompa Loompa already. There's nothing beyond that but Threat Level Jack O'Lantern.
Is it wrong to call an old lady who cut me off in traffic a "canker"? I don't know where that came from, and as soon as I said it I started laughing.
Where is my Firefly dvd, Barnes and Nobles? And why will my 3 day shipping take a week to get to me? I should have had my Nathan fix by now. Bastids! *shakes fist*