Our Beloved Teacher: Faris.
*opens: "Faris, This is Your Life" book*
Faris. Now, Faris is a beloved teacher of many.. or.. some atleast.. and this is a tribute to the marvellous teacher: Faris.
Lets start at the beginning shall we?
Faris started teaching at clonard rather recently, the start of last year to be precise. I was 'fortunate' to be in his maths class. [joy]. One jolly day, he happened to mention that he was pregnant. He said it would be a girl, and he would name it janice [or something..]. Now, faris isn't the brightest of chaps.. Later on in that year, i happened to be sitting in detention with my two friends Katherine and Charli. It was quiet, and i remembered that he was pregnant, so i asked him..
Me: "So, Mr Faris, hows the pregnancy going?".
Faris: "*laughs*"
Me: "What was it's name again??"
Faris: "*looks puzzled*... john"
*Me and kat look at each other*
Me: "uhh.. i thought it was a girl.."
Faris: "uhhhhhhhhhhhhh i changed its gender"
*me kat and charli crack up laughing*
See, one of the MANY times faris has shown his lack of intelligence.
Hes dumb. As dumb as they come, no joke. And slow. My goodess, slower than any one or anything on the planet. Now, he could have proved today that he wasn't as dumb as we all perceived him to be, but there he went and spoiled his intelligence again. Loitering. Not a highly common used word, but sure enough, Faris used it today. Someone happened to ask if it was even a word, and sure enough, he tried to spell it [bad baaaaaad choice]. His attempt was somewhat like "L.....O............oitering.". -_- if me, someone in year 10 at high school, can outsmart a teacher at spelling the word "loitering", then theres gotta be something wrong. Yup, spoilt his intelligence yet again.
Faris was on yard duty today at lunch. I happened to spot him first, and quickly went to the year 8 area to find another dear faris-lover. Then sure enough faris walked past the year 8 area. Heres how the scenario went:
Me: "Greetings Mr Faris!!"
Faris: "..........Hi sam."
Then, around 5 minutes later he came back.
Me: "Greetings yet again Mr Faris!!!"
Faris: ".....hi again sam."
Me: "Can you give Aly back her test results yet Mr Faris?"
Faris: "No, why can't she ask me herself?"
Me: "uhhh.... because... i'm.... umm..... im a year 10 thats why"
Faris: "and that means..??"
Me: "ummmmmmmmm it means i have a right to ask a teacher if they have another studets test results yet."
Then faris said something else which i can't quite remember.. but hey.. im sure it was dumb!
Then, this time we just followed him.
Now, a friend of mine, her names nat, she wanted me to ask faris if he was greek because she heard rumours that he was. So, me being as.....'bold' as i am, i asked.. Heres how the scario went:
Me: *walks up next to faris whom is standing there looking blank and as dumb as always*
Faris: "i suppose your going to say greetings again aren't you?"
Me: "........ hi :D!"
Faris: "....hi.."
Me [after enourmous amounts of laughing with aly and nat]: "....Greetings :D!"
Faris: *rolls eyes* [or i think he rolled his eyes, i couldnt really tell, he was wearing sunnies] ".hi.."
Me: "......Mr Faris, Katherine wants her post-it notes back.."
Faris: "and why can't she ask me herself?"
Me: "She did, you wouldn't give them back."
Faris: "And what makes you think i'll give them back if you ask?"
Me: "uhh because i asked nicely? and because you love us!!"
Then he said something else, can't quite remember what..
Then...
Me: "So, Mr Faris, Nat wanted to ask you if you were greek."
Faris: "..Nat??"
Me: *points at nat*
Nat: "Me!!"
Faris: "Ah. No im not greek"
Nat: "Oh, i heard you were"
Faris: "Well i am"
Aly looks confused
Me: "huh? you just said you weren't O_o"
Faris: "Well, i can if you want me to be"
Aly and myself look at him strangely
Then there was other stuff said, and then the bell went and he said
Faris: "Well we're going to have to continue to talk about my greekness some other time"
Me: "Yep, next time your on yard duty. I'm sure you'll be looking forward to it!!"
Faris: "*rolls eyes* mmhmm"
Then, he walked away; back to the staffroom, then off to teach yet another class and lower their intelligence levels once again.
Faris, you are -truly- one smart cookie.
David Farisopilous [joke stolen from aly], This Is Your Life.
*closes "Faris, This is Your Life" book*
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Faris. Now, Faris is a beloved teacher of many.. or.. some atleast.. and this is a tribute to the marvellous teacher: Faris.
Lets start at the beginning shall we?
Faris started teaching at clonard rather recently, the start of last year to be precise. I was 'fortunate' to be in his maths class. [joy]. One jolly day, he happened to mention that he was pregnant. He said it would be a girl, and he would name it janice [or something..]. Now, faris isn't the brightest of chaps.. Later on in that year, i happened to be sitting in detention with my two friends Katherine and Charli. It was quiet, and i remembered that he was pregnant, so i asked him..
Me: "So, Mr Faris, hows the pregnancy going?".
Faris: "*laughs*"
Me: "What was it's name again??"
Faris: "*looks puzzled*... john"
*Me and kat look at each other*
Me: "uhh.. i thought it was a girl.."
Faris: "uhhhhhhhhhhhhh i changed its gender"
*me kat and charli crack up laughing*
See, one of the MANY times faris has shown his lack of intelligence.
Hes dumb. As dumb as they come, no joke. And slow. My goodess, slower than any one or anything on the planet. Now, he could have proved today that he wasn't as dumb as we all perceived him to be, but there he went and spoiled his intelligence again. Loitering. Not a highly common used word, but sure enough, Faris used it today. Someone happened to ask if it was even a word, and sure enough, he tried to spell it [bad baaaaaad choice]. His attempt was somewhat like "L.....O............oitering.". -_- if me, someone in year 10 at high school, can outsmart a teacher at spelling the word "loitering", then theres gotta be something wrong. Yup, spoilt his intelligence yet again.
Faris was on yard duty today at lunch. I happened to spot him first, and quickly went to the year 8 area to find another dear faris-lover. Then sure enough faris walked past the year 8 area. Heres how the scenario went:
Me: "Greetings Mr Faris!!"
Faris: "..........Hi sam."
Then, around 5 minutes later he came back.
Me: "Greetings yet again Mr Faris!!!"
Faris: ".....hi again sam."
Me: "Can you give Aly back her test results yet Mr Faris?"
Faris: "No, why can't she ask me herself?"
Me: "uhhh.... because... i'm.... umm..... im a year 10 thats why"
Faris: "and that means..??"
Me: "ummmmmmmmm it means i have a right to ask a teacher if they have another studets test results yet."
Then faris said something else which i can't quite remember.. but hey.. im sure it was dumb!
Then, this time we just followed him.
Now, a friend of mine, her names nat, she wanted me to ask faris if he was greek because she heard rumours that he was. So, me being as.....'bold' as i am, i asked.. Heres how the scario went:
Me: *walks up next to faris whom is standing there looking blank and as dumb as always*
Faris: "i suppose your going to say greetings again aren't you?"
Me: "........ hi :D!"
Faris: "....hi.."
Me [after enourmous amounts of laughing with aly and nat]: "....Greetings :D!"
Faris: *rolls eyes* [or i think he rolled his eyes, i couldnt really tell, he was wearing sunnies] ".hi.."
Me: "......Mr Faris, Katherine wants her post-it notes back.."
Faris: "and why can't she ask me herself?"
Me: "She did, you wouldn't give them back."
Faris: "And what makes you think i'll give them back if you ask?"
Me: "uhh because i asked nicely? and because you love us!!"
Then he said something else, can't quite remember what..
Then...
Me: "So, Mr Faris, Nat wanted to ask you if you were greek."
Faris: "..Nat??"
Me: *points at nat*
Nat: "Me!!"
Faris: "Ah. No im not greek"
Nat: "Oh, i heard you were"
Faris: "Well i am"
Aly looks confused
Me: "huh? you just said you weren't O_o"
Faris: "Well, i can if you want me to be"
Aly and myself look at him strangely
Then there was other stuff said, and then the bell went and he said
Faris: "Well we're going to have to continue to talk about my greekness some other time"
Me: "Yep, next time your on yard duty. I'm sure you'll be looking forward to it!!"
Faris: "*rolls eyes* mmhmm"
Then, he walked away; back to the staffroom, then off to teach yet another class and lower their intelligence levels once again.
Faris, you are -truly- one smart cookie.
David Farisopilous [joke stolen from aly], This Is Your Life.
*closes "Faris, This is Your Life" book*
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