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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last week I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Saturday I bought porn for sleepyhead847 (-10 points). Last Monday I gave dudeyersocrazy a kidney (1000 points). Last Friday I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (2044 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!
Sincerely,
serendipity04