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Oh Lucy! You were the greatest girl, that I ever had. But I don't like taking sloppy seconds left by your dad. Oh Lucy, I love your smile, your eyes and your hair. But how can you bring back the 80's when you weren't even there. Oh Lucy! You're as cool as Johnny Cash. And way manlier with your awesome moustache. Oh Lucy! I've just gotta say, makin' love to you is like throwin' a hotdog down a hallway. Oh Lucy! Let's go out and drink John Walker, it's just too bad you're a creepy ass stalker. Oh Lucy! You never seem to lack for wit, but it's an issue when your bra's on backwards and it happens to fit Oh Lucy! I'd like it if you could see a movie with me, but I don't think anything's out that's rated PG. Oh Lucy! If after all this you're still up for a date, I'll talk to your dad about staying out past 8. Oh Lucy!
Thanks Josh Stroh, really. And Stuart, you sure are doing a great job keeping your friends out of this. I applaud you.
I hate photography. It's fucking stupid. No, this isn't an anti-Stu thing. It's like I hate seeing people walk around with their big fancy cameras, acting like they're so fucking artistic. I hate most artsy pictures, because they're never satisfying. They're nice for a few minutes, but then they just look so fucking hollow. It's like a dead moment stuck in time. And it's not so fucking great that you know how to use photoshop. It's a fucking computer program.
That was so much more eloquent when I said it to people in person. Oh well. No offence to all my photo-loving homies.
Thanks Josh Stroh, really. And Stuart, you sure are doing a great job keeping your friends out of this. I applaud you.
I hate photography. It's fucking stupid. No, this isn't an anti-Stu thing. It's like I hate seeing people walk around with their big fancy cameras, acting like they're so fucking artistic. I hate most artsy pictures, because they're never satisfying. They're nice for a few minutes, but then they just look so fucking hollow. It's like a dead moment stuck in time. And it's not so fucking great that you know how to use photoshop. It's a fucking computer program.
That was so much more eloquent when I said it to people in person. Oh well. No offence to all my photo-loving homies.