WTF self wtf
...I dreamed I got kidnapped by gypsies. Not the cool folk lore kind, but the ones from MY BIG FAT GYPSY WEDDING.
So I get kidnapped by them...and they're like, 'you're gonna be part of community now and you'll marry one of us, LOL'. ..So I end up living with them, IN FEAR CAUSE THEY LOVE KITCHEN KNIVES OR SOME SHARP OBJECTS, before I get the courage to lock myself in a room with a cellphone to call for help.
...When I tried to use the cellphone I suddenly got the dial up tone, you know that old tone where you had to use the phone line to access the internets...YEAH I HEARD THAT ON A CELLPHONE. I had to call for help FIVE TIMES AND EVEN BRIBED THE DISPATCHER WITH MY SOCIAL #..
...Yeah that was my dream last night...really....really...REALLY WEIRD.
So I get kidnapped by them...and they're like, 'you're gonna be part of community now and you'll marry one of us, LOL'. ..So I end up living with them, IN FEAR CAUSE THEY LOVE KITCHEN KNIVES OR SOME SHARP OBJECTS, before I get the courage to lock myself in a room with a cellphone to call for help.
...When I tried to use the cellphone I suddenly got the dial up tone, you know that old tone where you had to use the phone line to access the internets...YEAH I HEARD THAT ON A CELLPHONE. I had to call for help FIVE TIMES AND EVEN BRIBED THE DISPATCHER WITH MY SOCIAL #..
...Yeah that was my dream last night...really....really...REALLY WEIRD.