01. Do you have a tattoo?: No 02. How old are you?: 30 03. Are you single or taken?: Taken 04. Fish?: Do I eat them? Yes. Do I catch them? No. 05. Do you dream in color?: Yes 06. Ever seen a corpse?: Yes 07. Hipsters or Hillbillies?: Hipster 08. How did we meet?: At one of Tarka's parties 09. What's your philosophy on life and death?: Enjoy life until you die. 10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?: I would make sweet, sweet love to you. Well it'd be sweet for me; you're entitled to your own opinion of course. 11. Do you trust the police?: I trust them to act like police. 12. Do you like musicals?: Depends on the music 13. What is your fondest memory of me?: Mainly revolves around you being naked. 14. If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?: I'd lower my voice, increase my intelligence, make my hair behave, and have infinite sexual stamina. 15. Would you cheat?: No. 16. What are you wearing?: Nothing. 17. Have you ever peed in a pool?: Yes. 18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?: Depends what the crime was. 19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?: Anything you wanted, pretty much. 20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?: Long. 21. What's your favorite day of the week?: Saturday. 22. What's your favorite color?: Purple. 23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?: Wabbit. You probably don't know her. 24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?: I have blown goats. 25. What was your first impression of me?: Lovely to look at, frank when speaking. 26. Have you ever done drugs?: No. 27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?: Yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF: 28. I died: Mourn. 29. I kissed you: Slip you tongue. 30. I lived next door to you: Train you at video games so that you can whoop your dragon's butt when you need to. 31. I started smoking: Remind you of the negatives. 32. I stole something: Recommend you return it (unless you stole it from a real asshole). 33. I was hospitalized: Visit you. 34. I ran away from home: Hope you came back or at least visited. 35. I got into a fight and you weren't there?: Feel sorry for the other guy!
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY: 36. Personality: I like a lot about you, but you let your dragon push your buttons a bit too easily. 37. Eyes: You have nice eyes. 38. Hair: You have nice hair, I like the way you wear it. 39. Family: Don't know them very well.
WOULD YOU: 40. Keep a secret if I told you one?: Yes. 41. Hold my hand?: Yes. 42. Take a bullet for me?: Yes. 43. Keep in touch?: Yes. 44. Try and solve my problems?: Yes. 45. Love me?: Yes. 46. Date me?: Yes. 47. Sing with me?: Get me drunk first.
HAVE YOU EVER: 48. Lied to make me feel better?: No. 49. Wanted to kiss me?: Yes. 50. Wanted to kill me?: No. 51. Broke my heart?: No. 52. Kept something important from me?: No. 53. Thought I was unbearably annoying?: No.
MORE: 54. Who are you?: Boing the Goat. 55. Are we friends?: Yes. 56. Describe me in one word: Lovely. 57. What reminds you of me?: The Venus of Waldorf. 58. If you could give me anything, what would it be?: Whatever would make you smile when you thought of me. 59. How well do you know me?: I'd say fairly well. 60. When's the last time you saw me?: Last saturday. 61. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?:
02. How old are you?: 30
03. Are you single or taken?: Taken
04. Fish?: Do I eat them? Yes. Do I catch them? No.
05. Do you dream in color?: Yes
06. Ever seen a corpse?: Yes
07. Hipsters or Hillbillies?: Hipster
08. How did we meet?: At one of Tarka's parties
09. What's your philosophy on life and death?: Enjoy life until you die.
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one know, what would it be?: I would make sweet, sweet love to you. Well it'd be sweet for me; you're entitled to your own opinion of course.
11. Do you trust the police?: I trust them to act like police.
12. Do you like musicals?: Depends on the music
13. What is your fondest memory of me?: Mainly revolves around you being naked.
14. If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?: I'd lower my voice, increase my intelligence, make my hair behave, and have infinite sexual stamina.
15. Would you cheat?: No.
16. What are you wearing?: Nothing.
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?: Yes.
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?: Depends what the crime was.
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?: Anything you wanted, pretty much.
20. Which do you prefer - short or long hair?: Long.
21. What's your favorite day of the week?: Saturday.
22. What's your favorite color?: Purple.
23. If you could bring back anyone that has passed, who would it be?: Wabbit. You probably don't know her.
24. Tell me one interesting/odd fact about you?: I have blown goats.
25. What was your first impression of me?: Lovely to look at, frank when speaking.
26. Have you ever done drugs?: No.
27. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?: Yes.
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF:
28. I died: Mourn.
29. I kissed you: Slip you tongue.
30. I lived next door to you: Train you at video games so that you can whoop your dragon's butt when you need to.
31. I started smoking: Remind you of the negatives.
32. I stole something: Recommend you return it (unless you stole it from a real asshole).
33. I was hospitalized: Visit you.
34. I ran away from home: Hope you came back or at least visited.
35. I got into a fight and you weren't there?: Feel sorry for the other guy!
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MY:
36. Personality: I like a lot about you, but you let your dragon push your buttons a bit too easily.
37. Eyes: You have nice eyes.
38. Hair: You have nice hair, I like the way you wear it.
39. Family: Don't know them very well.
WOULD YOU:
40. Keep a secret if I told you one?: Yes.
41. Hold my hand?: Yes.
42. Take a bullet for me?: Yes.
43. Keep in touch?: Yes.
44. Try and solve my problems?: Yes.
45. Love me?: Yes.
46. Date me?: Yes.
47. Sing with me?: Get me drunk first.
HAVE YOU EVER:
48. Lied to make me feel better?: No.
49. Wanted to kiss me?: Yes.
50. Wanted to kill me?: No.
51. Broke my heart?: No.
52. Kept something important from me?: No.
53. Thought I was unbearably annoying?: No.
MORE:
54. Who are you?: Boing the Goat.
55. Are we friends?: Yes.
56. Describe me in one word: Lovely.
57. What reminds you of me?: The Venus of Waldorf.
58. If you could give me anything, what would it be?: Whatever would make you smile when you thought of me.
59. How well do you know me?: I'd say fairly well.
60. When's the last time you saw me?: Last saturday.
61. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?:
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