gaming meme!

Oct 08, 2007 22:47

NINTENDO:
[X] You respect Mario.
[X] You know who Shigeru Miyamoto is.
[ ] You believe the DS is superior to the PSP.
[ ] You hate Sonic for being a cool whore, as well as SEGA fanboys.
[ ] You love cartridges over CDs.
[ ] You feel sick whenever someone mentions "CD-i Phillips".
[ ] You still like Pokemon...even a teeny tiny bit.

SEGA:
[X] You respect Sonic.
[ ] You know who Yuji Naka is.
[X] You weep for the Dreamcast.
[X] You dream for Shenmue 3
[ ] You hate Mario for being so lame and fat, as well as Nintendo fanboys.
[ ] You love harlequin clothes for reminding you of NiGHTS.
[ ] You love the Virtua Fighter series.

XBOX/MICROSOFT:
[ ] You love HALO. (Yeah, even though I've never owned an Xbox. Uh, whut?)
[ ] You bought at least one multi-format game on Xbox.
[ ] You know who Blinx is.
[ ] You are proud of your Gamerscore.
[X] You smile at how everyone complains about the PS3 MORE than they did at the 360.
[ ] You find such a thing as having a full memory store to be inconceivable.
[ ] You have been on Xbox Live.

PLAYSTATION/SONY:
[ ] You have a PS3.
[X] You believe the PS2 has the greatest game library ever.
[X] You believe the PSP is superior to the DS.
[X] You hate the Xbox and the 360.
[ ] You bought the PS3 as soon as it was out.
[X] You know who Ken Kutarugi is.
[ ] You consider Resistance: Fall of Man superior to Gears of War.

RETRO:
[ ] You know what an Atari console looks like.
[X] You played Space Invaders, Pong and/or Pacman.
[ ] If you are British, you know what a ZX Spectrum is. If you are American, you know what a Commodore 64 is. (I know both because it was covered in IGS last semester! lol)
[ ] You wish you didn't know of E.T the game.
[ ] You love point-and-click games.
[X] You emulate
[X] You despise anyone who can't respect the old skool.

SHOOT-EM-UP GAMER:
[X] You played Time Crisis and/or Virtua Cop
[ ] You consider HALO inferior to Goldeneye 007.
[ ] You consider Goldeneye 007 inferior to HALO.
[X] You snort in disgust at the idea Columbine was caused by playing too much DOOM.
[X] You have played Counter Strike and fragged merrily. haha both shooting games played secretly on my bro's comp
[ ] You know why everyone hates medics yet you've never been in the army.
[ ] You've done Grand Theft Auto and yet never been in jail.

RPG GAMER:
[X] You love at least one Final Fantasy game.
[X] You cried at least once during any RPG game.
[X] You named at least one videogame character after yourself. Aya Brea Parasite Eve? Hell yeah. It's the other way around though...
[X] You equate videogame music of RPGs to the artistic level of Wagner or Beethoven.
[X] You know that even the most effeminate villain can become badass with a brilliant theme song. Es Tuas Iteris!
[X] You believe that your heart is the most powerful weapon. cheesy I know, KH<3
[X] You've dreamed of having an RPG adventure with your friends/family, level upgrades et al.

BEAT-EM-UP GAMER:
[X] You do a Hadoken. OMG. Ryu.
[X] You know at least one Fatality.
[X] You mash buttons like Chun Li kicks.
[ ] You have calluses on your thumbs.
[ ] You've injured yourself mimicking at least one move from a game.
[ ] You know kung fu.
[ ] You know of, or play, M.U.G.E.N.

IMPORT GAMER:
[ ] You know more titles of games in Japanese than others do. I'd like to think so
[ ] The Dreamcast is still alive to you.
[X] You despise the NTSC/PAL divide.
[ ] Money is no object to you.
[X] Customs can go to hell.
[X] You pity the average continent-bound gamer.
[X] You praise emulator hackers.
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