sweet
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June killerontheloos and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In September I stole blueella's purse (-30 points). In March I caught a purse-snatcher who stole xthetoxicraex's purse (30 points). In February I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Friday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-30 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
sereal_killer