new asshole of the week, yay!
Hey, within ten minutes of arguing, I earned my own honorable mention in a journal! Yay!:
http://www.livejournal.com/users/aamarie/36161.html
This brings up a classic tactic used by closet assholes, the "imply and take back" method, as I will now call it. Now how many people's journals get invaded by Republicans spamming their stupid shitty emblem and slogan and then they run off? Reminds me of alonelyheart, our friend that introduced me to 349 other friends! Annoying as hell, isn't it? Well thanks to this new method, you can reap all of the benefits of talking like an annoying republican, but still retain being a true democrat!
Let's do a fun hypothetical exercise!
"aight, so i just got done getting back from da klan meeting, man i hate dem niggz!! and them chinkz n' azns! yo man widdout them thered be no crime or anything man!"
"Shut the fuck up, you bigotted KKK asshole. You talk like a black guy, for crying out loud."
"KKK?! just cuz i attend da meetinz and hate dem niggz that dont mean nuttin man. how dare you! i aint no bigot, i love those russian dudes, so i aint no kkk member at heart! man i got a major in philosophy so i know what im representin'!"
You get the basic idea. I threw in the college major, because apparently being a college student makes you the world's superior. Older, younger, smarter?! Who cares! Call them a dear or a honey, it's never been done before! Oh yeah, a political science major in college gives your opinions more weight, that's just GIVEN. Even if you're STILL IN COLLEGE, you're still superior to others in any arguments you might participate in.
And then comes the classic ending to ANY journal entry where you bash someone. Current mood: AMUSED! Because you humor them enough to be enraged to the point where you must publically bitch about them. (the difference here is I'm publically humoring you :) )
So attend those twice a week "Political Science 101" classes at community college, aamarie, you're the new asshole of the week!
Update: my lovely assistant grohlsdoll has pwned this asshole in my stead!
http://www.livejournal.com/users/aamarie/36161.html?thread=34881#t34881
http://www.livejournal.com/users/aamarie/36161.html
This brings up a classic tactic used by closet assholes, the "imply and take back" method, as I will now call it. Now how many people's journals get invaded by Republicans spamming their stupid shitty emblem and slogan and then they run off? Reminds me of alonelyheart, our friend that introduced me to 349 other friends! Annoying as hell, isn't it? Well thanks to this new method, you can reap all of the benefits of talking like an annoying republican, but still retain being a true democrat!
Let's do a fun hypothetical exercise!
"aight, so i just got done getting back from da klan meeting, man i hate dem niggz!! and them chinkz n' azns! yo man widdout them thered be no crime or anything man!"
"Shut the fuck up, you bigotted KKK asshole. You talk like a black guy, for crying out loud."
"KKK?! just cuz i attend da meetinz and hate dem niggz that dont mean nuttin man. how dare you! i aint no bigot, i love those russian dudes, so i aint no kkk member at heart! man i got a major in philosophy so i know what im representin'!"
You get the basic idea. I threw in the college major, because apparently being a college student makes you the world's superior. Older, younger, smarter?! Who cares! Call them a dear or a honey, it's never been done before! Oh yeah, a political science major in college gives your opinions more weight, that's just GIVEN. Even if you're STILL IN COLLEGE, you're still superior to others in any arguments you might participate in.
And then comes the classic ending to ANY journal entry where you bash someone. Current mood: AMUSED! Because you humor them enough to be enraged to the point where you must publically bitch about them. (the difference here is I'm publically humoring you :) )
So attend those twice a week "Political Science 101" classes at community college, aamarie, you're the new asshole of the week!
Update: my lovely assistant grohlsdoll has pwned this asshole in my stead!
http://www.livejournal.com/users/aamarie/36161.html?thread=34881#t34881