1. Leave me a comment saying, "Interview me."
2. I respond by asking you five questions of a very inane and creepily surreal nature. (Or maybe they'll just be questions...)
3. You will update your LJ with the answers to the questions.
4. You will include this explanation and an offer to interview someone else in the post.
5. When others comment asking to be interviewed, you will ask them five questions.
bigbird1103's five questions for me:
1) If you could have one thing at this moment, what would it be and why?
I wouldn't mind the ability to immediately name my first job after I graduate. Even if I just had my pick of existing positions, being able to skip immediately to the end of my job search would be nice, as would having my pick of locations.
If I had to pick a literal thing, an object, I'd still go with my old standby - An 80-ft Mahogany Trimaran.
2) What do you think is your most sexy quality? (sorry, I think that's fairly nonsexual....but it could also go the other way)
An easy answer would be my eyes, my confidence, or my ability to give backrubs, but the thing I find most sexy is actually the way my voice sounds the morning after I've done something to strain my vocal cords, like a lengthy play performance or too many drinks and cigarettes. It takes on this sort of gravelly quality that I really like the sound of.
3) What is the one thing that you would change about yourself if you could?
My inability to name something I would change about myself if I could? Sorry, I'm a cocky bastard, I like me just fine.
4) Tell me one thing that I don't already know about you.
That's tough... there isn't much you don't know. I won the sixth grade science fair by making a prosthetic arm out of legos.
5) Relate the uvula story here for reader's enjoyment, because it's a great story. Or the story about the wedding, your choice, but I haven't heard the uvula story in quite a while....
Sorry, but typing out that story is like reading a play. It's not the same unless you see it performed. Not trying to be pretentious, I just like telling it in person too much to type it out. I still like you. Feel free to ask another one if you're unsatisfied.