Jan 10, 2007 23:29
Dear Savannah College of Art and Design,
Hi SCAD. Here's what I did today:
1. Assured my high school students in homeroom "character ed," in which I am responsible for the very development of the core of their spiritual, emotional, intellectual and pysical being, that only weak individuals require the "crutch" of a substance in order to focus, be creative, or "free their minds," and that skilled artists and other geniuses do this all the time by power of will.
2. Came home and drank half a bottle of Penfolds in order to produce a drawn portfolio in time to apply for your hellaciously expensive, pretentious and totally impractical graduate art program which, in spite of aforementioned faults, I lust after as Zeus lusted after mortal women and goats.
Thanks SCAD, you made me a total fucking hypocryte.
You fucker,
Love mel.
dirty fuckers,
education,
scad,
booze,
graduate school,
high school