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Feb 19, 2013 22:59

hello my name is SG and every time I menstruate I have to poke the supernatural fans on tumblr
seriously, it's like an addiction
it's like this, get me chocolate, a hot water bottle, a packet of allways Night pads (which are like fricking huggies pull ups btw) and tumblr I have Sam girls to irritate

I do this consistently, I become like the world's worst troll by trying to prove to them that in a show where everyone is a douche (which is it's main selling point) so is Saint Sam of Winchester, and that he is mostly a douche to his brother

the thing is I know better, I know it's like talking to sand not because they're stupid but because they will not listen no matter how well your illustrate your point, and then they arm themselves with literary arguments like lalalala I'm not listening and gather around in little covens to reassure themselves that Saint Sammy's hair is still shining just for them.

which just makes it worse, I want to poke them more, until they turn into rabid fanbrats and start frothing at the mouth and name calling at which point I consider reporting them to tumblr for bullying.

And it is me being an asshat, I know it happens, I know every time I get menstrual (which fortunately is only about four times a year) I suddenly get a bit touchy and the sam girls on my tumblr will turn me from my usual Jigglypuff self (laid back, whatever) into a full on Judge Dredd riding a raptor riding a shark loaded with guns and flamethrowers.

I know I shouldn't poke them, I do, but they make it so easy, they just do, it

they had to take me away from the internet tonight, i kid you not, before I explained, with shakespeare, exactly why sam is a douche!
but the joy of it is, I wouldn't have watched supernatural unless everyone on it was a douche, it's the reason I couldn't watch the vampire diaries or none of the the rest of that tween supernatural bullshit, spn gave me characters who were by their very fallacies human, who fucked up and made things worse and who fucked each other up, but I am apparently "a sam hater" despite having spent the best part of a year writing a 70k epic where sam was the main character
but it's like donuts, you know you shouldnt' eat them, most of the time you don't, but then they're there going eat me, eat me, and so you do and just regret it

now you know me, normally I do not Name and Shame with my things but this one I had to

http://toburnhisbrothersbones.tumblr.com/post/43516678772/athenadark-sammywasasunbeam-athenadark
if you check the notes I answered honestly, fairly and about the J2 issue about body types and character ranges in a separate response, but seriously, people, I'm an asshat for trolling, yes, I will admit that, but I don't devolve to name calling or insults, now do i, i presented an argument and backed my shit up,
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