Drabble for
stratospheriqueThe Secret Diary of L
written in cipher
This is the super secret diary of L
No really
Honestly
By coming up with all of this I have successfully distracted Light from the fact that THIS IS MY REAL SECRET DIARY
several pages of plays for tennis
June 21
must tell Yagami san that Light is Kira
breakfast, yum, ask Watari for extra honey
see Yagami about extending hours for task force so can have more time to lech at Light
Lunch - must tell Watari that bananas give me gas so will want coconut cake instead
tell Yagami that Light is Kira
play inventive word game with Light whilst eating sweets. YAY!
Watch Fairly Odd parents with Light whilst eating sweets.
invite Light to bathhouse to see interesting red colour Light goes as very cute
tell yagami that Light is Kira
Suggest game of tennis to Light as excuse to see Light in slinky shorts
FIND NEW WAY TO GET RID OF MISA CREATURE - she is poaching on Light and I dont' like it
maybe feed her sweets till she gets fat....
or accuse her of being Kira
Could chain her up for two weeks...
has possibilities
gives me two weeks alone with Light
and to prove he is not Kira though he so obviously is a child could see it could suggest being handcuffed to him for said two weeks
hmmm
Watari is bringing me a light supper of grilled peanut butter and banana sandwiches, glad not instituting plan until tomorrow. Bananas give me gas.