No, Mom, I don't want my license!
I woke to a very... nude Locket yelling to get up. 7 minutes later, I'm ready. I had a big day, I had to get my piss tested, and my everything checked. Physicals, another way to get creepy doctors handling your meatcurtains.
I'm barely awake in the Car. But before, Locket drops off Nox at my second destination, I was taking note of every street, It came in handy later. I somehow make it *via magic, dragons or Locket's car, take your pick* to the clinic, and I go into the waiting room.
I'm exactly an hour early. I sign in, they have me fill out forms and the such. and then they usher me through the doors. I'm shown everything I have to do, and get to empty my pockets and place them in a box in the bathroom, The Nurse Locks It up. She then measured me for height and weight. I'm exactly 6 foot nothing, and EXACTLY 200 lbs. What the fuck? I'm even? Then, I get shoved the cup and forced to pee.
I couldn't go.
After that fiasco,I got my results right there, And I got to unlock my shit from the Bathroom-box, and go to a tiny little white exam room. The nurse orders me to get nude and get into these GOD-awful plastic blue shorts. I wait for about 5 minutes and this creepy old doctor comes in. Like grandpa from the Munsters creepy. He does all the usual stuff, and then asks me to stand right up, and drop the blue skivvies. I can't look. I stare at the wall, cough, turn head, cough, he says I'm in tiptop shape. and I get to leave.
Last night I researched the bus routes, and was supposed to take the 28 line to Jay's, couldn't find it, so I hiked for about 2 miles on sidewalk-less land, and got to Jay's right on time. I filled out all the paperwork I was handed, and left, yet again. It's 11:30. With help from Nox, I find the right bus station, and get on the 11:50 to home.
After 2 transfers, and a stop at my bank, I get home at 2.
I want a car.
I'm barely awake in the Car. But before, Locket drops off Nox at my second destination, I was taking note of every street, It came in handy later. I somehow make it *via magic, dragons or Locket's car, take your pick* to the clinic, and I go into the waiting room.
I'm exactly an hour early. I sign in, they have me fill out forms and the such. and then they usher me through the doors. I'm shown everything I have to do, and get to empty my pockets and place them in a box in the bathroom, The Nurse Locks It up. She then measured me for height and weight. I'm exactly 6 foot nothing, and EXACTLY 200 lbs. What the fuck? I'm even? Then, I get shoved the cup and forced to pee.
I couldn't go.
After that fiasco,I got my results right there, And I got to unlock my shit from the Bathroom-box, and go to a tiny little white exam room. The nurse orders me to get nude and get into these GOD-awful plastic blue shorts. I wait for about 5 minutes and this creepy old doctor comes in. Like grandpa from the Munsters creepy. He does all the usual stuff, and then asks me to stand right up, and drop the blue skivvies. I can't look. I stare at the wall, cough, turn head, cough, he says I'm in tiptop shape. and I get to leave.
Last night I researched the bus routes, and was supposed to take the 28 line to Jay's, couldn't find it, so I hiked for about 2 miles on sidewalk-less land, and got to Jay's right on time. I filled out all the paperwork I was handed, and left, yet again. It's 11:30. With help from Nox, I find the right bus station, and get on the 11:50 to home.
After 2 transfers, and a stop at my bank, I get home at 2.
I want a car.