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Fritz 11/1/14
Hey guys, you wanna know why complimenting random women on the street is harassment? Cuz whistling at women is like, "I'm a dog. Let's bone." Whereas complimenting them is like "I'm gunna trick you into thinking I'm a gentleman. Then let's bone." But since every intelligent woman knows better, you're essentially saying, "hey idiot, let's bone." And since you should know better, you're really saying, "I'm an idiot. Let's bone."
So I think "I'm an idiot. Let's bone." might be my new go to pickup line.
Hey guys, you wanna know why complimenting random women on the street is harassment? Cuz whistling at women is like, "I'm a dog. Let's bone." Whereas complimenting them is like "I'm gunna trick you into thinking I'm a gentleman. Then let's bone." But since every intelligent woman knows better, you're essentially saying, "hey idiot, let's bone." And since you should know better, you're really saying, "I'm an idiot. Let's bone."
So I think "I'm an idiot. Let's bone." might be my new go to pickup line.