Ya know , It wouldnt hurt for you people to comment
If your not used to me starting my entries off with something depressing, then you don’t read my journal very often. I think I need to join a HRA or Hopeless Romantics Anonymous. I wonder what that would be like.
(Screen gets all wavy and you feel like changing the channel on the TV)
You are in a dark room and there is an odd looking fellow behind a podium. A spotlight shines down in his eyes and you can see sweat start to bead up on his forehead
"Um.. Hello"
"Uh hum.. My name is Adam…and I’m…I’m a hopeless romantic."
The entire crowd responds in a dull resounding echo , "Hello Adam". The odd man keeps talking.
"I’ve been a hopeless romantic since ..well as long as I can remember."
"I am also part of the NA (Nerds anonymous)"
"And I have made enough progress in there to be bumped up to HRA"
This explains why you have never seen him before. Members of the NA, are poor people who fall in love with any girl who speaks to them. This is one poor jerk.
"Anyway…I have been in several…or actually...actually no relationships"
"But I suffer from constant heartache because I feel deep down that people I love are in love with me too"
He starts to beat his fist against the podium
"Why, why don’t they love me back"
"Why can’t things just work out"
"Why can’t we live happily ever after"
He stops as he realizes that his hand has busted open and blood is pouring from his wound.
"Uhh... hehe... I seem to have hurt myself"
"Can anyone help me with this"
" hey! I need some help"
"Who are you people?"
A toothy grin spreads across you face as the smell of his hot steaming blood crosses the room and hits you square in the face. You can barely retain your hunger or your laughter. Some , spread across the room cannot hold their laughter and the guy realizes something is wrong. What a fool to have believed in a Help program for hopeless romantics. Where did they find this guy anyways. You wet your lips in expectation of a meal so tender and tasty, not to mention the huge orgy after dinner.
You can almost read the mans thoughts by the look on his face
He realizes his mistake at coming to a meeting after dark when invited to be two terribly beautiful women. Whom he no doubt had fallen in love with and assumed that he would live out the rest of his life in their presence.
Well he was right in a way. He he he. Someone makes the first move and you see his terror increase when two long fangs sink into his neck.
(Images suddenly disappear and you realize you are still reading Adam's Lj and he is still complaining about being alone)
Hey! Hey are you listening to me. You were daydreaming again weren’t you . Why cant you people just listen to me every once and a while. I give up. Go ahead, keep daydreaming. Ill just be sitting here being alone. Boo hoo hoo
You taste the ecstasy of the humans blood against your lips as you lustily kiss the stomach of your nearest partner, then you begin pleasure your partner by …
He he he… hahaha…lol lol …LOL LOL… HaHaHa…HAHAHA…HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Maniacal laughter continues for a while and eventually fades.)