Feb 07, 2004 23:59
If there is anything better than coming home flat out tired from a very very very good date, its coming home after said date and watching the last fifteen minutes of an old old batman movie. In this movie some kind of criminal has obviously turned the members of the UN ( by this I mean the twelve members of the UN who are all so steriotipical they need no introduction) into dust and is planning to ransom them for world domination or money or something. Anyways, when batman caught him the convenietly color coded viles of dust were smashed and the dust was all mixed up. But luckly, and I kid you not, Adam west has a machine in his batcave that liturally has this written across it "Automatic Electronic Microscopic Dust Separator" (because you never know when you will have use for one of those right?) Anyways the extremly corney part was that he turned the dust back into human by setting up a series of tube that droped several drops of water onto the dust that they dumped onto the chairs at the UN, not only did he save them but ...(shakes head in disbelief)..because the dust had mixed, they all understood one another better. and thats how one goes about saving the world and creating world peace. And to think he couldnt have done it without his Automatic Electronic Microscopic Dust Separater and a fantastic sense of when to Over-act.
-Crybaby Jerkface-