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[seraph_ha]

"...and she did reach most majestically into the drawer to retrieve a spoon, which she did only with the power of He, O Most Holy God of Peanut Butter, and with this spoon - O THIS HOLY SPOON! - she did grasp the handle of the most magnanimous cupboard door, and open it. Out of it spilled the most glorious light - O THE MOST WONDEROUS LIGHT! - and in the most holy midst of this light she did behold a jar....the jar...of JIF. And upon opening this Most Holy Jif, she did gaze upon The Peanut Butter, which she did eat most holily."

4:15 Peanut Butter Gospels