This is how I spend time that I should be using to write an essay...
da oog: what's up?
dreamweeper985: nada
dreamweeper985: writng a paper
dreamweeper985: andi need to be distracted
dreamweeper985: so distract me
dreamweeper985: please
dreamweeper985: ?
dreamweeper985: *distraction dance*
da oog: well...
da oog: LOOK, PANDAS! *POINTS*
dreamweeper985: where!!!! *looks*
dreamweeper985: no panda?
dreamweeper985: *cries*
da oog: MÄNI PANDAS!
dreamweeper985: ALRIGHT!!!!
dreamweeper985: THE SWEEDISH WILL CEASE POST-HASTE!!!!
da oog: i should apply for a job
da oog: but i'm läääääääziiiiiiii
dreamweeper985: HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO CARRY ON A CONVERSATION WHEN ONLY ONE PARTY KNOWS WHAT THE HELL IS BEING SAID?!?!?!?!
da oog: you can always guess =)
da oog: kan inte du?
dreamweeper985: je te haine
da oog: quoi?
da oog: mon francais est tres mal =(
dreamweeper985: je ne t'aime pas parce que t'utilises des languages que je ne comprends pas
da oog: hehe
da oog: ok, caught it that time =P
dreamweeper985: tu veus me faire crier.
da oog: =D
da oog: do you need a hanky?
dreamweeper985: oui
dreamweeper985: *crier*
da oog: hehe
Time passes...
da oog: !#%!½&%¤&
dreamweeper985: oops
dreamweeper985: sorry
dreamweeper985: i drifted off for a moment there
dreamweeper985: the paper is on the role of class in the Importance of Being Earnest
da oog: sleeping?!
da oog: how dare you sleep!
dreamweeper985: wandered off!!!
dreamweeper985: you accuse me of sleeping!!!???!?!?!
da oog: you said drifted!
da oog: that clearly indicates sleepage!
dreamweeper985: only the weak slumber, my good man!!!1
da oog: well then, i accuse you of weakness, sir!
dreamweeper985: I am appaled and affronted by your accusations sir, and I demand that you withdraw them forthwith.
dreamweeper985: or there shall be fisticuffs!!!
da oog: nay sir, i shall never rescind my accusations!
da oog: fisticuffs we shall have!
dreamweeper985: Then fisticuffs it is!!!
da oog: *fisticuffs*
dreamweeper985: *fisticuffs*
dreamweeper985: *FISTICUFFS*
dreamweeper985: AROINT THEE FOUL VARLETT!!!
da oog: **FISTICUFFS *
da oog: take that, sir!
da oog: and affront me no more!
dreamweeper985: * FISTICUFFS *
dreamweeper985: Thou foul and base knave!!!
da oog: knave?!
dreamweeper985: I shall trouble myself no more with such foolishness
da oog: i, sir, am no knave!
dreamweeper985: I call thee knave!!!
dreamweeper985: Knave
dreamweeper985: I shout it from the very rooftops
da oog: sir, do you bite your thumb at me?!
dreamweeper985: I do!!!
da oog: i burn the rooftops below you!
dreamweeper985: *bites thumb*
da oog: *burns*
da oog: take that, sir!
dreamweeper985: from the peaks of the very mountains do i call thee knave!!!
da oog: from the bowels of the earth itself, i name thee a liar and a brigand!
da oog: and demand that you be shot forthwith!
da oog: or cast into the sea with the rats with whom you belong!
dreamweeper985: to the very depths and nether regions of the earth from whest thou came!!! foul beast I name thee!!
dreamweeper985: I shall have thee drawn and quartered!!1
da oog: i shall have thee burnt atop thy mountains!
dreamweeper985: your remains sown with salt and the lands of your fathers rent assunder!!!
dreamweeper985: Even the very earth shall spurn your step
da oog: that's just mean =(
dreamweeper985: your remains shall hang betwixt earth, sea, and sky neither of which shall accept your putrid remains
dreamweeper985: !!!
da oog: i shall put ants in your bed!
dreamweeper985: That was a bit overdone, no?
da oog: and call you a meanie head!
dreamweeper985: faugh!!!
dreamweeper985: I am running low on high insults...
dreamweeper985: Faugh was just about the last of it
dreamweeper985: You?
da oog: i have noticed sir, for your frail imagination can put forth no more feeble jabs at my person!
dreamweeper985: I need not waste my effort on one who is less than the dust under my feet. Thou churl!!!
da oog: your mom's a churl
da oog: =P
dreamweeper985: yo musty, crusty, grand ma foo!!!!:-D
da oog: hehe
dreamweeper985: haha