Decision time folks
It is 5:00am. I have just finished my legal research project that I should have started weeks ago. I started yesterday. Not only that, but it came to my attention that all the work I did yesterday...can't use it. There is nothing more satisfying than learning that the fevered work you churned out the day before, as the doomsday clock ticked remorselessly on, is useless. If, of course, by satisfying you mean "produces an almost overwhelming urge to shoot oneself in the face." but I digress...
It is decision time my loyal readers. Should I:
A) Make the best use of the 2 or so hours of sleep that I might possibly achieve if i went to sleep RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND, haul my self out of bed 45 min after my alarm goes off (if i don't sleep through the damn thing entirely), and study for my final today in the (ideally hour and a half, but realistically about 45 min) I have remaining till test time.
Or
B) Fuck the sleep and stay awake only to inject enough caffiine and sugar into my bloodstream to fool myself into believing that not only did I get a full night's sleep, but also a loooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg prune-inducing BATH (what I wouldn't give for an hour or so with a bathtub), a massage, and a healthy balanced breakfast with tea. Then stop bouncing around long enough to study for my exam, remember to take the exam, and exert enough control over my espresso-crazed nerves to be able to write at a fourth grade level.
This should be fun...
It is decision time my loyal readers. Should I:
A) Make the best use of the 2 or so hours of sleep that I might possibly achieve if i went to sleep RIGHT THIS VERY SECOND, haul my self out of bed 45 min after my alarm goes off (if i don't sleep through the damn thing entirely), and study for my final today in the (ideally hour and a half, but realistically about 45 min) I have remaining till test time.
Or
B) Fuck the sleep and stay awake only to inject enough caffiine and sugar into my bloodstream to fool myself into believing that not only did I get a full night's sleep, but also a loooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggg prune-inducing BATH (what I wouldn't give for an hour or so with a bathtub), a massage, and a healthy balanced breakfast with tea. Then stop bouncing around long enough to study for my exam, remember to take the exam, and exert enough control over my espresso-crazed nerves to be able to write at a fourth grade level.
This should be fun...