.
Isn't he handsome? Yes, he is.
Let's look at him, shall we?
Hm. I wonder if they'd serve me one of these at my local diner.
You know, manspreading usually just annoys me. But in this case, I think I can make an exception. *itches to climb on*
And for a succulent finale...
Cleans up nice, don't he? *sigh*
So now you all know who's been invading my dreams lately.
Fucking HELL.