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Here's something fun. If books could have sex, what would they be like in bed?
You don't fuck The Fountainhead. The Fountainhead fucks you. Lots of fun in the comments with people chiming in on their favorite books. Here's what I wrote for LOTR:
Last night with The Lord of the Rings was intense and unique. His attention to detail made you feel like you’d been transported to another world. But now you’re in bed alone, and he stands at the window watching all of history sweep across the landscape with his immortal eyes, unable to do anything to stop it.
There's tons of fanfic about the characters, but I can't remember the last time I saw a fic about the book itself. So there's my little attempt.