Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I turned
burntcity in for tearing the tag off a mattress (3 points). Last Friday I bought porn for
lingeringpsyche (10 points). In March I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Tuesday I pulled over and changed
dramaqueen777's flat tire (15 points). In November on a flight to Bangladesh, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points).
Overall, I've been nice (16 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
seracenoon