there is a reason my friends are the greatest . . .
and THIS IS IT:
fullfathom05 has been promising me for months, after a very disturbing discussion in a barnes and noble cafe, to buy me a jesus bra for my birthday. she has not, until recently, been succesful, because shockingly enough, a bra with jesus on it is hard to find. these people don't understand consumer desire!
but anyway, today, when i went over for a dying/bleaching extravaganza, she informed me that SHE HAD FOUND IRON-ON APPLIQUES, AND WAS GOING TO GET A BRA. and the appliques?
THESE ARE THEM:
and
ON MY (RATHER LARGE) BOOBS
i am going to HELL. and i will have such a GOOD TIME there, with my JESUS FISH BRA.
god, seriously, there is a reason that my friends are the greatest people ever.
also, part of my hair is currently purple! and i have discovered that i fail at ddr to a truly hilarious degree, especially when it accidentally gets turned to expert and ARROWS ARE ATTACKING ME.
did you know that it's really fun to stand in the greek and roman section of the met, surrounded by ~serious artists and discuss porn and the relative attrictiveness of all the greek statue's butts? because it IS.
i had a point somewhere, but it got lost somewhere in the jesus bras! so instead:
because he is ALWAYS on topic, and i really need to rewatch that movie like woah. seriously: JOHNNY DEPP. BEING AWESOME AND RIDICULOUS AND ALWAYS HAVING A PLAN. AND MAKING OUT WITH KEIRA KNIGHTLY. AND LOOKING REALLY HOW.
hey guys, my summer break is soon, and i really need fluffy ridiculous movies to kill my braincells with! any suggestions?
fullfathom05 has been promising me for months, after a very disturbing discussion in a barnes and noble cafe, to buy me a jesus bra for my birthday. she has not, until recently, been succesful, because shockingly enough, a bra with jesus on it is hard to find. these people don't understand consumer desire!
but anyway, today, when i went over for a dying/bleaching extravaganza, she informed me that SHE HAD FOUND IRON-ON APPLIQUES, AND WAS GOING TO GET A BRA. and the appliques?
THESE ARE THEM:
and
ON MY (RATHER LARGE) BOOBS
i am going to HELL. and i will have such a GOOD TIME there, with my JESUS FISH BRA.
god, seriously, there is a reason that my friends are the greatest people ever.
also, part of my hair is currently purple! and i have discovered that i fail at ddr to a truly hilarious degree, especially when it accidentally gets turned to expert and ARROWS ARE ATTACKING ME.
did you know that it's really fun to stand in the greek and roman section of the met, surrounded by ~serious artists and discuss porn and the relative attrictiveness of all the greek statue's butts? because it IS.
i had a point somewhere, but it got lost somewhere in the jesus bras! so instead:
because he is ALWAYS on topic, and i really need to rewatch that movie like woah. seriously: JOHNNY DEPP. BEING AWESOME AND RIDICULOUS AND ALWAYS HAVING A PLAN. AND MAKING OUT WITH KEIRA KNIGHTLY. AND LOOKING REALLY HOW.
hey guys, my summer break is soon, and i really need fluffy ridiculous movies to kill my braincells with! any suggestions?