HAPPY MEME, DAY . . . LET'S SAY FIVE, OKAY?
IN SOME PARTS OF THE WORLD, IT MAY STILL BE TUESDAY. SO, YEAH.
happy things!
-being asked to be please please please shut up by a waitress in a japanese restaurant while me and two friends discussed clay aiken, 30 rock, mooching, and other things (LOUDLY)
-INTRODUCING THE VERY MEAN ONE TO MERLIN
this was amazing. basically, what happenned:
me: nadya, it's your birthday! and your fic is almost done! they're almost making out!
nadya: cool
the very mean one: what is this fic you speak of?
me: HAHAHHA NOTHING
nim: she writes porn
me: IT'S NOT PORN
nadya: it's porn
me: IT'S IMPLIED PORN, OKAY?
everyone in the store: stares and judges
the very mean one: i'm reading it. send it to me.
so the very mean one comes to sleep over at my house (after an entire train ride of discussing the jonas brothers' gayness). once we get into my room, she's like, "porn. give it."
i try to protest, but she is like katie mcgrath levels of scary, so i kind of give up. i find my sappiest fic and give it to her, blushing insane amounts. she reads it, tell me she likes it, and demands to read more and see the show.
ten minutes later, "the poisioned chalice," is playing, and the very mean one is shouting, "THIS IS THE GAYEST SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF GAY."
i'm just like, "yeah, i know."
evil sorceress chick: flirts with merlin
the very mean one: HE'S GAY, DON'T DO THAT.
me: IT GETS GAYER
evil sorceress chick: btw, your boyfriend's about to be poisoned
merlin: runs to save arthur
the very mean one: LOOK AT HIM RUN. THEY ARE SO IN LOVE.
merlin: drinks poison, collapses
arthur: rushes to his side
the very mean one: GAY. OMG THE GAY
arthur: how can i save him?
me: LOVE LOVE LOVE
morgana: shows up on screen, flirts with gwen
the very mean one: THEY'RE FUCKING ALSO
me: yeah, i know
arthur: runs to his daddy
the very mean one: GO SAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND
arthur: sulks about how he can't save his boyfriend
morgana: bitch-slaps him
the very mean one: THEY HAVE NO SEXUAL TENSION
me: it's kind of hilarious
arthur: rides off to save his boyfriend
the very mean one: GAY
me: IT GETS WORSE
the very mean one: how?
me: YOU'LL SEE
merlin: moans arthur's name in his sleep
the very mean one: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
me: i know
the very mean one: seriously, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
magical gay ball of light: appears to save arthur
the very mean one: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
me: I KNOW. IT'S A MAGICAL GAY BALL OF LIGHT
merlin (moaning still): faster, arthur, go faster!
the very mean one: THEY ARE BASICALLY HAVING SEX
arthur: gets flower, rides back
guards: ARRESTED
arthur: sulks prettily
the very mean one: he is unable to wear shirts that cnver his chest. not that i'm complaining
me: the costume department loves us
arthur: GIVE THIS FLOWER TO MY BOYFRIEND
uther: bitch-slaps
arthur: sulks more
gwen: gets to arthur, gets flower, saves merlin
arthur: i love you
merlin: i love you too
the very mean one: HOW DID THEY FIT THAT MUCH GAY INTO IT? OHMYGOD.
(also, a note to all members of team chastity: the first thing she said when she saw gauis was, "OMG HE'S SUCH A PERV." and she was all, "HE WATCHES THEM HAVE SEX. THEY ARE HIS PORN. OHMYGOD, NOT EVEN JOKING." ceiling!gauis cannot be denied!)
SHE IS NOW IN LOVE WITH IT. MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
-also, i know you guys have seen these pictures COUNTLESS times, but does it ever get old? I THINK NOT. (stolen from capslock_merlin)
OKAY I AM RIDICULOUS.
have an awesome day, guys!
happy things!
-being asked to be please please please shut up by a waitress in a japanese restaurant while me and two friends discussed clay aiken, 30 rock, mooching, and other things (LOUDLY)
-INTRODUCING THE VERY MEAN ONE TO MERLIN
this was amazing. basically, what happenned:
me: nadya, it's your birthday! and your fic is almost done! they're almost making out!
nadya: cool
the very mean one: what is this fic you speak of?
me: HAHAHHA NOTHING
nim: she writes porn
me: IT'S NOT PORN
nadya: it's porn
me: IT'S IMPLIED PORN, OKAY?
everyone in the store: stares and judges
the very mean one: i'm reading it. send it to me.
so the very mean one comes to sleep over at my house (after an entire train ride of discussing the jonas brothers' gayness). once we get into my room, she's like, "porn. give it."
i try to protest, but she is like katie mcgrath levels of scary, so i kind of give up. i find my sappiest fic and give it to her, blushing insane amounts. she reads it, tell me she likes it, and demands to read more and see the show.
ten minutes later, "the poisioned chalice," is playing, and the very mean one is shouting, "THIS IS THE GAYEST SHOW IN THE HISTORY OF GAY."
i'm just like, "yeah, i know."
evil sorceress chick: flirts with merlin
the very mean one: HE'S GAY, DON'T DO THAT.
me: IT GETS GAYER
evil sorceress chick: btw, your boyfriend's about to be poisoned
merlin: runs to save arthur
the very mean one: LOOK AT HIM RUN. THEY ARE SO IN LOVE.
merlin: drinks poison, collapses
arthur: rushes to his side
the very mean one: GAY. OMG THE GAY
arthur: how can i save him?
me: LOVE LOVE LOVE
morgana: shows up on screen, flirts with gwen
the very mean one: THEY'RE FUCKING ALSO
me: yeah, i know
arthur: runs to his daddy
the very mean one: GO SAVE YOUR BOYFRIEND
arthur: sulks about how he can't save his boyfriend
morgana: bitch-slaps him
the very mean one: THEY HAVE NO SEXUAL TENSION
me: it's kind of hilarious
arthur: rides off to save his boyfriend
the very mean one: GAY
me: IT GETS WORSE
the very mean one: how?
me: YOU'LL SEE
merlin: moans arthur's name in his sleep
the very mean one: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
me: i know
the very mean one: seriously, HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
magical gay ball of light: appears to save arthur
the very mean one: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
me: I KNOW. IT'S A MAGICAL GAY BALL OF LIGHT
merlin (moaning still): faster, arthur, go faster!
the very mean one: THEY ARE BASICALLY HAVING SEX
arthur: gets flower, rides back
guards: ARRESTED
arthur: sulks prettily
the very mean one: he is unable to wear shirts that cnver his chest. not that i'm complaining
me: the costume department loves us
arthur: GIVE THIS FLOWER TO MY BOYFRIEND
uther: bitch-slaps
arthur: sulks more
gwen: gets to arthur, gets flower, saves merlin
arthur: i love you
merlin: i love you too
the very mean one: HOW DID THEY FIT THAT MUCH GAY INTO IT? OHMYGOD.
(also, a note to all members of team chastity: the first thing she said when she saw gauis was, "OMG HE'S SUCH A PERV." and she was all, "HE WATCHES THEM HAVE SEX. THEY ARE HIS PORN. OHMYGOD, NOT EVEN JOKING." ceiling!gauis cannot be denied!)
SHE IS NOW IN LOVE WITH IT. MY WORK HERE IS DONE.
-also, i know you guys have seen these pictures COUNTLESS times, but does it ever get old? I THINK NOT. (stolen from capslock_merlin)
OKAY I AM RIDICULOUS.
have an awesome day, guys!