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Today...is Thursday, February 10, 2005. The weather is somewhat damp and cold, with frequent gusts of wind ranging from 10 to 15 miles per hour. Light showers may occur. Possible freezing of bridges. Your extended forcast is as follows...scattered showers from Friday to Sunday, possible snow. It is currently...28...degrees. Do not go outside unclothed, for you shall suffer severe chaffing or loss of blood circulation. Perhaps both. Do not attempt to go swimming, rock climbing, sky diving, repelling, or mud surfing due to risk of...chaffing...and other severe injury. Do not smoke, it is bad for you. On that note, do not set anything on fire, as this may cause smoke, which may cause harmful things to happen, which may be bad for you, which may be bad for your health, which in turn may cause you to DIE. Do not kill animals. That is just mean. Do not read this weather/warning/anti-smoking report unless you feel loss of brain cells is further necessary. And if you smoke weed, you suck. If you sell weed, we appreciate the offer...but you still suck. If you are a homeless hermit hiding hither h-under hollow hippos...you rule. If you took the time to read that twice, yes, I spelled under with an H so I could continue the trend. If you already knew that, you rule as well. If you could care less, and failed to continue reading this enourmous annoying pathetic useless ramble of ramblings...then you missed out. If you continued to endure through the pain and tears and utter stupidity of this blessed entry, then you need mental help. If you are still laughing, or are continuously repeating "wtf?, wtf?"--then you are probably either Stein or Nate. If not, I still love you. <3