Dear Better Half,
It has come to my attention as of late that a few, nay numerous, incidents have occurred in the past hours, days, weeks, and months that have called your title into question. The Sussex incident primarily was most disconcerting and the most recent of late. Prior to that, the latex dilemma was, granted slightly dated, but nonetheless still very fresh in memory due to its despicable nature. I could go further if forced to but I would like to refrain from such petty acts which would only diminish the true extent of your heinous acts.
With the prior proof given I would ask that you relinquish your title and this "War of Words" be put to an end henceforth. And in doing so you would return all right privileges, concubines, retainers et cetera et cetera so on and henceforth to the duly noted and proper fraction immediately and in great haste. Let us not have another "Boarder" incident as we did earlier this term.
I thank you in advance for your expedient resignation
The Lesser Half,
-by technicality only.
With the prior proof given I would ask that you relinquish your title and this "War of Words" be put to an end henceforth. And in doing so you would return all right privileges, concubines, retainers et cetera et cetera so on and henceforth to the duly noted and proper fraction immediately and in great haste. Let us not have another "Boarder" incident as we did earlier this term.
I thank you in advance for your expedient resignation
The Lesser Half,
-by technicality only.