i had this dream.
So like.
I had this dream where I was living in my old house in Arlington again and Jamie (skycatcher) and Caleb (precto) came to visit. They brought this huge fucking catfish in a bucket and I didn't think too much of it at first 'cause it was a dream. And it's in Texas. Fishing's pretty big here.
But then they take the goddamn catfish out of the bucket and put it on my tile in the kitchen and I'm like "okay, they can gut it here, I guess." They aren't gutting it. These fucking assholes are teaching this catfish how to walk. And you know what? It's learning pretty well. I ask Caleb about it and he's like "We decided to push it into evolving into a land animal. It can already survive out of water."
Which it could.
This is all bad enough and I'm getting pretty pissed off because it's making a mess in my kitchen with its catfish slime, but then. THEN. Jamie reaches into its gill and fucks with something inside it and it pisses all over the place. I couldn't get them to stop and they just kept making it pee. It didn't stop peeing. So I got fed up and went to bed because I had to work the next morning, but my brother was in my room playing video games. My sister came in and left me a Mos Def cd and made my brother agree to take me to work.
And then I woke up to go to work, only my brother-in-law took me.
In short? Fuck you, Jamie and Caleb. You guys are douchebags.
EDIT: Hey, Haku (hakuren), I'm ready to start iconing again I'm so sorry I didn't for so long please don't hate me I love you.
I had this dream where I was living in my old house in Arlington again and Jamie (skycatcher) and Caleb (precto) came to visit. They brought this huge fucking catfish in a bucket and I didn't think too much of it at first 'cause it was a dream. And it's in Texas. Fishing's pretty big here.
But then they take the goddamn catfish out of the bucket and put it on my tile in the kitchen and I'm like "okay, they can gut it here, I guess." They aren't gutting it. These fucking assholes are teaching this catfish how to walk. And you know what? It's learning pretty well. I ask Caleb about it and he's like "We decided to push it into evolving into a land animal. It can already survive out of water."
Which it could.
This is all bad enough and I'm getting pretty pissed off because it's making a mess in my kitchen with its catfish slime, but then. THEN. Jamie reaches into its gill and fucks with something inside it and it pisses all over the place. I couldn't get them to stop and they just kept making it pee. It didn't stop peeing. So I got fed up and went to bed because I had to work the next morning, but my brother was in my room playing video games. My sister came in and left me a Mos Def cd and made my brother agree to take me to work.
And then I woke up to go to work, only my brother-in-law took me.
In short? Fuck you, Jamie and Caleb. You guys are douchebags.
EDIT: Hey, Haku (hakuren), I'm ready to start iconing again I'm so sorry I didn't for so long please don't hate me I love you.