[Reviewing a shit movie so you don't have to watch it.]
So Sunday Katy (benziiin ) and Chelsea kinda-sorta-forced me to watch A Good Day to be Black and Sexy.
I was expecting it'd actually have some kind of plot, but we basically just were watching a porno about black people that focuses on the black boyfriend cheating. All multiple guys.
The movie starts out with 14 minutes of pretty much a scene where everything is too dark to make out a single thing. Or as Katy said "This movie is too black and sexy to see anything going on." FOURTEEN MINUTES. And within those minutes it was just sex with some song playing backwards (lol wut) and then them kissing for like 9-10 of those minutes.
Then there was sex so we fast forwarded. So pretty much we fast forwarded through half the movie if you combine every sex scene.
Then there was this guy and a girl sitting in a car eating chicken (lol), and the girl ate all hers so she tried taking the guys' and he got pissed off so they started fighting. Since she was angry, she got out of the car and lit a firework. Then the guy pretended to hit her with his car. So she got back in and then suddenly "LOL EVERYTHING IS BETTER LETS HAVE SEX". But they didn't because the girl, like the last two girls this movie showed before her, said "Don't touch me". xD
This pretty much just kept going. Nothing exciting happened.
All this movie taught to me:
Black men cheat and want sex all the time.
After that shit movie we watched Amelie. That was actually very good, I liked it a lot.
Also, a little explanation of the rest of my weekend.
Saturday:
Went to the zoo with Barry. Got to pet stingrays and horseshoe crabs. <3
Had Barry play Siren for the first time. He gave up at the same spot I did and decided to never play it ever again.
Watched Toybox (was horrible), and Cabin Fever 2. Not so horrible but not as good as the first movie.
Sunday:
Barry came over here.
Played Fatal Frame for awhile, then Katy came and we left to go see Chelsea in the play Peter Pan. Was actually good.
Also, I started summer school today. I'm taking two History classes in a row...but the second one, Colten's aunt is the teacher so I pretty much can have convention conversations in class. With my teacher. Plus she's nice and doesn't give much work.
But god, my back hurts like someone threw a boulder at me. Has all day, because of my stupid uncomfortable bed...
I was expecting it'd actually have some kind of plot, but we basically just were watching a porno about black people that focuses on the black boyfriend cheating. All multiple guys.
The movie starts out with 14 minutes of pretty much a scene where everything is too dark to make out a single thing. Or as Katy said "This movie is too black and sexy to see anything going on." FOURTEEN MINUTES. And within those minutes it was just sex with some song playing backwards (lol wut) and then them kissing for like 9-10 of those minutes.
Then there was sex so we fast forwarded. So pretty much we fast forwarded through half the movie if you combine every sex scene.
Then there was this guy and a girl sitting in a car eating chicken (lol), and the girl ate all hers so she tried taking the guys' and he got pissed off so they started fighting. Since she was angry, she got out of the car and lit a firework. Then the guy pretended to hit her with his car. So she got back in and then suddenly "LOL EVERYTHING IS BETTER LETS HAVE SEX". But they didn't because the girl, like the last two girls this movie showed before her, said "Don't touch me". xD
This pretty much just kept going. Nothing exciting happened.
All this movie taught to me:
Black men cheat and want sex all the time.
After that shit movie we watched Amelie. That was actually very good, I liked it a lot.
Also, a little explanation of the rest of my weekend.
Saturday:
Went to the zoo with Barry. Got to pet stingrays and horseshoe crabs. <3
Had Barry play Siren for the first time. He gave up at the same spot I did and decided to never play it ever again.
Watched Toybox (was horrible), and Cabin Fever 2. Not so horrible but not as good as the first movie.
Sunday:
Barry came over here.
Played Fatal Frame for awhile, then Katy came and we left to go see Chelsea in the play Peter Pan. Was actually good.
Also, I started summer school today. I'm taking two History classes in a row...but the second one, Colten's aunt is the teacher so I pretty much can have convention conversations in class. With my teacher. Plus she's nice and doesn't give much work.
But god, my back hurts like someone threw a boulder at me. Has all day, because of my stupid uncomfortable bed...