OI. PARLEY.
LADS. LASSES, if ye haven't already taken a gander at this there LJ today, ye'd noticed that it has a mighty fine ship for a picture, due to ye ole, TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY.
M'partner at work, Brodie's birthday is t'day, and we be talking like Pirates when we're t'gether, cause you know. PIRATES XD!! I love Pirates anyways.
Back to th' topic at hand, I am in no way a lesbian, but I always figured there was always one fine lass that another would instantly think was way too hot to be real, straight are not, ye savvy? So I found mine today. While surfin' the delicate waters that we know as 4chan (/s/, fer those in need of some info.) and I found this one:
Heidi Klum is my fucking hero.
I loved Jessica Rabbit, I always figured she was hot, and Miss Klum hit it off so well. ._.a haaa...
But that's enough from me, I need t' catch some shut eye.
And cause I'm so fucking amused (I'm a Decendant of Pirates, Everyone knows me as "Z, the 4th Generation Pirate" at work)
1)
Nerpin Holy fuck eyepatches.
2) It's "Update Captain's Log"
3) THE SHIP. I'muh call the one on my bar Rihanninar.
4) Frank, the sheeeep.
5) Aye Aye, bitches.
I'm so happy :'D.
Till next time, Mateys, yarr.
Edit: I think I'll get up early tomrrow and see if i Can't find a good halloween Pirate Hat to wear to work tomorrow.
May bring camera.
-Z