Uni is over. also: other stuff.
As of 4:40 PM I am free of uni for another year, which leaves me with this thing called "free time". Yeah, I know! Did Obama invent it or something? This new invention caused me to post on Live Journal, God knows how. I guess there are some subliminal messages in the Burger Fuel. Anyhow, this post is the result of said innovation and mind control.
A lot has been happening in the last few months, new PC games, new stuff in the Ju1cy world, new music, and new forms of lulz. I shall try to address all of these, but given my average literacy skills, and rust with the...uh, keyboard, we'll see how this goes.
New PC Games:
I don't think I can get past this section without mentioning:
No, it's not some wierd niche pornography, it's Borderlands! Now, I wasn't really interested in this game the whole time it was being talked about on the lovely RPS. It looked alright, but my interest piqued when I saw the new art style, and gameplay. It's kept me addicted for a long time, simply because every time I play I'm finding new fantastic ways of shooting midgets in the fact. Exactly what I want in a game. It also helps that there is always lulz to be had, whether caused by playing with Ju1cies, or by finding a man's valuables (read: Porn) that his wife so carelessly threw out.
Isaac has been ranting on about Dragon Age: Origins, and from what I've seen, the game looks pretty solid. I am slightly tempted to purchase, but will probably wait for a STEAM sale before I issue my STEAM purchase-and-ordinary bitch Cameron to get it for me.
New Ju1cy stuff:
Team Fortress has been rocking as per normal, ended up 3rd in the Maxx Power Invitational tournament, which is higher then Maxx Power ended up, which we had the priviledge of knocking out of their own tournament. Take that boys, you can keep Tricka "Fatty" Technology. I really do picture them as Chaos Space Marines, which makes me feel badass, because that makes me a Loyalist Space Marine myself. Nothing more heterosexual then the good ol' SM.
New Music:
Oh man, so much new music has been happening as of late. The Full list of what I've got over the last week is as follows:
Creed - Full Circle
Family Force 5 Christmas Special
Congregation of the Damned - Atreyu
Design Your Universe - Epica
B-Complex - B-sides
Gojira - The Link
Gojira - Terra Incognita
Ben Moody - All For This
009 Sound System - B-Sides
So, a bunch, the stand outs would Be Design your universe, which is a great album I think, the songwriting has come up a notch since their last effort, and their horrible growling guitarist has taken a back seat, which is far superior to his average grunts. Also, Gojira and Creed's records are pretty shiny, even if I'm only listening to Creed for Mark Tremonti. <3
New forms of lulz:
GAY PORN! So. Nikki Dowling, a good friend of mine texted me, after I hadn't talked to her since around April, with an extremely odd request. She needed gay porn for revenge, and not just any revenge, this was homosexual revenge, or ho-venge for short. Basically her boyfriend is in the army, and getting in trouble with this douchebag, and have both ended up in preventative detention. As a result, Nikki needs gay porn, handcuffs, and a very kinky letter to be sent to aforementioned douchebag, because he will have to open this parcel infront of his superiors, thus making his life rather difficult. As a result I have been observing the perfect gay porn magazines to be added to this revenge plan. I must say, the effort that softcore magazines go to show rippled manflesh without showing the Death Worm* is unbelievable. It's really a treat to see. Well, I suppose it would be if you were gay and liked softcore.
Anyhow, the quality of the writing has deteriorated significantly due to me tiring, so I shall write some more at a datewise later, and timewise earlier occasion. Night peeps.
* - I was going to use Sandworm, but then realised that Sandworm is specifically Cameron's penis, as the free-women ride it.
Chris - The Nephilim Rising
A lot has been happening in the last few months, new PC games, new stuff in the Ju1cy world, new music, and new forms of lulz. I shall try to address all of these, but given my average literacy skills, and rust with the...uh, keyboard, we'll see how this goes.
New PC Games:
I don't think I can get past this section without mentioning:
No, it's not some wierd niche pornography, it's Borderlands! Now, I wasn't really interested in this game the whole time it was being talked about on the lovely RPS. It looked alright, but my interest piqued when I saw the new art style, and gameplay. It's kept me addicted for a long time, simply because every time I play I'm finding new fantastic ways of shooting midgets in the fact. Exactly what I want in a game. It also helps that there is always lulz to be had, whether caused by playing with Ju1cies, or by finding a man's valuables (read: Porn) that his wife so carelessly threw out.
Isaac has been ranting on about Dragon Age: Origins, and from what I've seen, the game looks pretty solid. I am slightly tempted to purchase, but will probably wait for a STEAM sale before I issue my STEAM purchase-and-ordinary bitch Cameron to get it for me.
New Ju1cy stuff:
Team Fortress has been rocking as per normal, ended up 3rd in the Maxx Power Invitational tournament, which is higher then Maxx Power ended up, which we had the priviledge of knocking out of their own tournament. Take that boys, you can keep Tricka "Fatty" Technology. I really do picture them as Chaos Space Marines, which makes me feel badass, because that makes me a Loyalist Space Marine myself. Nothing more heterosexual then the good ol' SM.
New Music:
Oh man, so much new music has been happening as of late. The Full list of what I've got over the last week is as follows:
Creed - Full Circle
Family Force 5 Christmas Special
Congregation of the Damned - Atreyu
Design Your Universe - Epica
B-Complex - B-sides
Gojira - The Link
Gojira - Terra Incognita
Ben Moody - All For This
009 Sound System - B-Sides
So, a bunch, the stand outs would Be Design your universe, which is a great album I think, the songwriting has come up a notch since their last effort, and their horrible growling guitarist has taken a back seat, which is far superior to his average grunts. Also, Gojira and Creed's records are pretty shiny, even if I'm only listening to Creed for Mark Tremonti. <3
New forms of lulz:
GAY PORN! So. Nikki Dowling, a good friend of mine texted me, after I hadn't talked to her since around April, with an extremely odd request. She needed gay porn for revenge, and not just any revenge, this was homosexual revenge, or ho-venge for short. Basically her boyfriend is in the army, and getting in trouble with this douchebag, and have both ended up in preventative detention. As a result, Nikki needs gay porn, handcuffs, and a very kinky letter to be sent to aforementioned douchebag, because he will have to open this parcel infront of his superiors, thus making his life rather difficult. As a result I have been observing the perfect gay porn magazines to be added to this revenge plan. I must say, the effort that softcore magazines go to show rippled manflesh without showing the Death Worm* is unbelievable. It's really a treat to see. Well, I suppose it would be if you were gay and liked softcore.
Anyhow, the quality of the writing has deteriorated significantly due to me tiring, so I shall write some more at a datewise later, and timewise earlier occasion. Night peeps.
* - I was going to use Sandworm, but then realised that Sandworm is specifically Cameron's penis, as the free-women ride it.
Chris - The Nephilim Rising