Oct 13, 2005 21:44
Wow. Katie is a whore and my lover. My sister is home and wheres skanky clothes. Leena is russian prostitute that smells like cheap american vodka(sky) Marina is mail order bride to valdi the pimp of the century wanna be that stalks leena's hoo-hoo and begs Katies likes its 1999. Leena's bitch the romanion running man jumps fences like black homies in the hood. Road trip of the century will occur in... ok this summer. Life as all we know it will come to an end cause katie will lose her innocence two senconds after leena and jennifer get some. Mation is a catholic school girl in rebellion to to internship like katie who just sucked her way out of it. Shana will be cindy Crawford. Katie does volunteer work in the poor house/ girls scout where she sells crack cocaine to the little girls and watches then run around lsd. thinking they can fly..... Jennifer yes Jennfier the asian slut will reform and be a lousy politician who will later sleep with her secretary and be exposed for inhaling and blowing out the chronic of the Twentith century. She will later be found guilty of second degree murder with her secret society of pill popping orgy fanatics of the upper class of society will be destroyed in the wake.
Katie will be a school teacher who lives on jam and crackers eating like a bulimic who's kidneys have given out on her. Her life will be shrouded by the faces of young children that admire her big boobies and her ass that's like a black girls. Marina will be a doctor who cures her father of his salamititis. ((A rare disease that destroys the neural path ways of the brain making it impossible to think clearly) Her astoudning research will be a break through that leads to the nobel prize. Leena will reform her hoo-hoo to become a respectable citizen in softcore porn with her leading man directing afterwards when there freelove ways begin to fade she will be a lawyer who will later defend Jennifer in her court cases of second degree murder and secret cult killing feminists who smoke crack from a thong. Leena will marry and have lots of babies all named hoo-hoo in honor of her wild ways as a young women. She will live in Alaska for two years before realizing she loves California and becomes governor. (By this time everyone does porn in there twenties.) Shana becomes supermodel that makes the world weep in her beauty and charisma. Taking off time to stay at home with her kids and kitten shredder the second. Her life will be documented several times she will marry twice and find true love each time. She will die a rich beautiful women of glamour and notoriety. Marion rebell against the pope making her new religion. She will be a Politician at its best addressing the important issues. She will marry Shana's co-star jhonny depp the second and have incredible hot kids with him. (They will later become models like Shana) Marion will be a senator for California and advocate for Santa Cruz College admittance. Jennifer's seceret cult/society will be burned at the stake ( salem witch trials). Jennifer herself will resort to hooking as a way of paying off financial debyt( pulling a martha). Spending two years in prision she comes back as blonde bomb shell staring in playboy and becoming the next big naked chick. ( There are millions of the same thing). She will become addicted to the (iyc kwebs) and die alone and homeless her life forgotten and unmissed. Leena will visit her grave and shake her head as she gets in her fancy car and drives away into the hot Californian night. Katie will get amnesia somewhere in all of this and become Florida's top show girl. She will then remember everything execpt Bastard Vladi( woo chicken hehehe) and live her life like a good girl. Her skanky ways behind her.
Katie just for you!!! so dont be upset be happy. Cause you lived though you were a skank. Hope everyone is happy about there lives.
Camille will be the first women president that will allow congressmen to come to work like they just had sex the day before. ( freshman year wink wink) She will also allow porn to be accepted and america will finally accept sex as a good healthy think instead of bad and dirrty. She will be the one president who will have her face up with the washington and lincoln and the other two guys aka mount rushmore.
Amanda will start her own company she will go onto die her hair a variety of colors she will be the same as she is know crazy independent and fun. Blunt yet subtle she'll make millions in some stock investment she joined on a whim. She will swim in the oltmpics winning gold medals for America then denounce the event for its contradicting view on the world. She will be the biggest music collected in the world. Also starting a vintage clotheing store where her apparel will be sold by the hundred.
If i missed anyone deepest apologies but then what do you care its just my stupid ramblings anyways not like your gonna pay much attention to it. Just another one of Jennifer's pointless b.s That wastes five minutes of your lifespan. Sorry about that. Go and do something worth living for .Just dont Get Pregnant.
Tam's the cutest girl in the world.
cause i like it like that.