Toddlerised!
Last night is one for the record books. Not the inauguration, that was today. I am still elated by that. Last night, on the other hand, was when I realized how much work a toddler can be. In the space of two hours, Maxwell had drawn all over his legs and his potty chair with marker, peed on the couch and the carpet twice, and drank some (thankfully non-toxic) cleaning solution my wife had set down moments before. Then he wiped his mouth with a bleach pad.
It was a good thing my hair was already white. I swear, just be thankful I didn't tell you about the other 10 hours of wakefulness.
It was a good thing my hair was already white. I swear, just be thankful I didn't tell you about the other 10 hours of wakefulness.