how my social lif eimproved by puking on jacks rug by Philip Avi
This si phil self glorifying himself you have been warned!
You knwo looking back i thought i'd write down the things on how my social life has changed.
mainly do o the fact i puked on my friends room floor. It was my first concert and firts time of many stuff to come.
Heres some lines that explain my past 2 years of social life.
"Do i think anything will happen tonite between me and a girl? no, but i brought condoms just in case!"
"Philly Cheese Nigga Please" (started by a drunk dial mark and jack gave me)
oh the drunk dialing.....
The Michale jack son strip-teases i would do when drunk......and the nite i...made 10 bux doing it.
The times at SU when there were ot many videos taken of me dancing on tables lol
How i ende dup haitng cocunuts for life (i hate you cocunut rum...)
The random girl nite and how phil blank worked his magic lol thnak you mark....
Kacie: "So Phil od the girls say 'Phil me up Phil!'?"
Phil: No Kacie only you would (note: i nevr ahd sex with her we just joust at eachotehr abck and forth).
and some stuff i will never put in writing lol except this one last thing i have heard form 3 different people on diffrent occassions and not even i know the answer...
Quin: Phil ho do u manage to get laid?
Dan: Phil how do you do it!?
Jason: Phil how the fuck do you get laid?
the world nor i will never know i'm just me Philip Avi
You knwo looking back i thought i'd write down the things on how my social life has changed.
mainly do o the fact i puked on my friends room floor. It was my first concert and firts time of many stuff to come.
Heres some lines that explain my past 2 years of social life.
"Do i think anything will happen tonite between me and a girl? no, but i brought condoms just in case!"
"Philly Cheese Nigga Please" (started by a drunk dial mark and jack gave me)
oh the drunk dialing.....
The Michale jack son strip-teases i would do when drunk......and the nite i...made 10 bux doing it.
The times at SU when there were ot many videos taken of me dancing on tables lol
How i ende dup haitng cocunuts for life (i hate you cocunut rum...)
The random girl nite and how phil blank worked his magic lol thnak you mark....
Kacie: "So Phil od the girls say 'Phil me up Phil!'?"
Phil: No Kacie only you would (note: i nevr ahd sex with her we just joust at eachotehr abck and forth).
and some stuff i will never put in writing lol except this one last thing i have heard form 3 different people on diffrent occassions and not even i know the answer...
Quin: Phil ho do u manage to get laid?
Dan: Phil how do you do it!?
Jason: Phil how the fuck do you get laid?
the world nor i will never know i'm just me Philip Avi