You can all afford to come and visit me if the Megatrain goes into full operation. No excuses.
You can go without one pint to spend a day with me and I might even buy you one when you get here.
http://www.stagecoachgroup.com/scg/media/press/pr2005/2005-10-31/ And its got to be better than the Megabus!
:::EDIT:::
I do realise that this service currently only covers Southampton and Portsmouth to London (so please stop telling me so) but if it works out then it is likely that it will eventually be copied by other rail companies and include other major cities.