this is totally like when rodney left john for jennifer

[seperis]

Shame is for the weak, or, how I realized I had become invested in Pinto RPS to an extent I was not aware of until I realized I was searching the kink meme for a distressingly specific kind of kink and not finding nearly enough of it and becoming bitter.

Then I read something else and all became clear.

Comments

[amireal]

Dude, I still kind of hate you for making me read that. *finds the firepot for the ritual burning*

[winterlive]

see, i didn't let her do that.

[amireal]

At a certain point, you just couldn't look away. Like a slow moving well lubed train wreck.

[winterlive]

i really believe that. i believe i would have read the entire thing.

from now on, when she links you to things, just say no. obviously it can only lead to pain.

[amireal]

It's hard to stay strong! Madelyn *still* tempts me from time to time, and I *definitely* know better there!

[winterlive]

well, with madelyn i just have no sympathy for you. i mean, come on, you have to know what you're getting into there.

but jenn can be tricksy!

[amireal]

*nodnod* Tricksy. And vicious. Sometimes it's an awesome vid! Sometimes it's an 80s flashback on acid.

[svmadelyn]

Jenn's tricksy like a 2x4 to the face. *bewildered*

[amireal]

TO BE FAIR. You *are* closer to a Mac Truck.

[winterlive]

and next to a mack truck, a 2x4 is nothin! you hang out with the mack and you're like, i can take that little bitch 2x4. no problem. pft.

[svmadelyn]

Well, yes. But you're like, making Jenn into this subtle person and--and no. No. God, don't make me whip out what I was showing to poor nilla last night. I CAN YOU KNOW.

[seperis]

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT UNIRONICALLY?

[norabombay]

Well, as long as it was well lubed.

[seperis]

Oh please, you have made me read much worse.

[amireal]

I have not! You wound me deeply!

[seperis]

Lies.