and this is some kind of punishment for something i did in my childhood to my mother

[seperis]

Child seems to have ear infection. One of the few perks of parenthood is the sheer joy I can get out of the simple things in between fetching and carrying, and Child walking at a genuine list to port while complaining about his balance. There is a better than good chance at some point today I will be trying to poison myself with various household chemicals as cabin fever sets in, a cabin fever aggravated by an almost-ten, really loveable, extremely well-meaning, but completely nuts child who has been watching episodes of Digimon, seasons one, two, and three off the net for three days.

I'm not even sure where he's getting then from. Okay, scratch that, I know exactly where he's getting them. I can't even lie about that.

I'm seriously, seriously going to snap and possibly rename myself Bob. Bob Bob Bob. Bob.

*rubs forehead* Please send help.