sgafic: entanglement theory II (2/)

[seperis]

In my continuing efforts to loathe all pollen and things that fly in the air and cause some people who will not be named to spend a lot of time with a pile of pillows behind their backs to help them breathe--look! More Rescue!Rodney! Kind of like the Rescue Rangers but less in animation and more in the subtext. Of course, I have never looked for

Comments

[ladycat777]

*god* yes. That. Right there. Also:

"On bringing extra powerbars, because Sheppard is always hungrier than two, and his sense of direction sucks on the ground, so have a compass ready, and *never leave him alone with any woman who mentions the Ancients, technology, or a limited gene pool*." ... "And you'd be surprised how often we needed them."

YES.

[shusu]

I second the YES. It's great reading this after the John Sheppard Owner's Guide. XD

[beadattitude]

::perks:: John Sheppard Owner's Guide?

lada!

[shusu]

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3191077/1/

So true. I want one!

[seperis]

It's sad that Rodney didn't send his original novel-length thesis On the Subject of John Sheppard. There was a chapter devoted to each crazy Ancient priestess/semi-Ancient/crazy girl with gene with *strict instructions* on what to do should one be encountered.

He'll remember next time. *nods*

[amireal]

Pfft. He's created a computer model.

Just type in the various variables and the program spits out the specific instructions:

Do not let Sheppard give fashion advice.
Do not let Sheppard try the tea.
Do not let Sheppard go off with the cute, but innocent looking army leiutenant. No, do not ask.