the house of christmas merriment, one way or another

[seperis]

All right. *determined look* I am putting up the outside lights on the house *right now*. This requires a ladder, a stapler, electricity, and me, terrified of heights.

Just, you know. In case you hear about a huge explosion in Texas perpetuated by a girl and her dangly Christmas lights.

*deep breath* I am so bringing this house into the season.