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Dec 30, 2012 10:01

Fics (# 24)

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untitled snsd, hyoyeon/jessica
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fill: How To Snag An Attractive Bodyguard, by Prince Sehun (3/3) anonymous January 8 2013, 16:29:29 UTC
"Sir," Sehun blurted, then bit his lip because maybe that was overkill. "Um, could I pay? You? To... escort me back to the palace?"

Kai gave him a strange look, then looked pointedly back at his potato cart.

"I'll buy all of them," Sehun volunteered quickly. "And you can spend the night in the palace. I'll have them get you a really warm bed and, like, a post. As my Samurai Bodyguard."

Kai looked deadpan. "I'm not a samurai. And is this your idea of employing me?"

"Well," Sehun pouted, "it would be better than selling potatoes."

"What's wrong with potatoes? You had one. I love potatoes." Oops. Kai was looking rather offended.

"Nothing!" Sehun backpedaled so fast he almost felt the wind smack him in the face. "You know, potatoes are great! Yeah! Great....."

Kai snorted and went back to his cart, sitting down on the stool. "What do you do all day? You know, as a prince?"

"Uh, you know, princely things! Yeah. Princely... things." Perhaps this guy was considering it. Sehun crossed his fingers discreetly under his robe.

"So nothing." Kai picked at his fingernails.

"No! I help my father take care of this country." Sehun brushed imaginary snow off his robe.

"Convert oxygen into carbon dioxide all day, then."

Sehun nearly agreed before he managed to catch himself, and tried to hide his disgruntled expression. "I will pay you handsomely."

Kai just looked at him expressionlessly.

"Please?" Sehun mumbled to his feet. "I'm scared."

Kai snorted and glanced at Sehun, a frown on his face like he couldn't believe a guy like Sehun existed.

This was about all the hits at Sehun's princely pride he could take, so he scowled to himself and trudged to his horse. He would have to brave the journey home himself. Maybe riding more quickly would help, but he would have to ride faster than an arrow.... oh, fecks.

The next thing he knew, though, the potato cart was hooked up to his horse, he was just about thrown onto his horse himself, and arms came around him to grab the reins. He turned around and was greeted by Kai rolling his eyes.

"Let's go, prince Sehun," Kai said, his tone a little too sarcastic for Sehun's taste, but he shut up and decided that training Kai to fix that could come later, as they rode off into the sunset.

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i tried my best, anon :X

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Re: fill: How To Snag An Attractive Bodyguard, by Prince Sehun (3/3) anonymous January 9 2013, 06:20:02 UTC
not op but lol anon i love this crackfic! of course sehun is suho's child, look at his attitude. and the end, kai you sweet thing *-*

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Re: fill: How To Snag An Attractive Bodyguard, by Prince Sehun (3/3) anonymous January 14 2013, 11:04:29 UTC
his highness sehun is a prince, you can't blame him for being like this~ hehe I'm glad you liked this anon :3

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op anonymous January 11 2013, 02:05:14 UTC
OMG ANON

THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANTED!!! From the first paragraph on I could tell that this would be perfect and it was! This is exactly the kind of prince Sehun I wanted, lol. And I applaud Kai for putting up with him while staying more or less unfazed. xD

Crying tears of laughter at the lowly root. Will lovingly refer to potatoes like that from now on.

Sehun had to fight to keep his nose from wrinkling, because the peasant’s hand was holding that mucky potato’s skin with no gloves, or any sort of protection. The dirt, Sehun thought, appalled. But the potatoes did look delicious.
I LOVE YOU ANON FOR THE BEAUTY THAT IS THIS FIC

Sehun took two bites before he felt his legs getting a little tired; Oh Sehun did not stand around for long. I CAN'T WITH YOU xDDD

King Junmyeon *-* /curtsying and giggling behind my lace fan

Sehun's mild swearwords are so adorable! He's the cutest little snotty prince ever. And dashing peasant-turned-bodyguard(-against-his-will) Kai *-* And they even rode off into the sunset

Oh, anon <3 I had an exhausting day but this fic gave me life. I'm rolling around happily rn. xD

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Re: op anonymous January 14 2013, 11:08:14 UTC
ahhh I'm really glad this was what you wanted, op ;~~~~; this prince sehun is pm my headcanon and it was really fun writing him like that, so I'm glad you enjoyed it ;; potatoes are pretty lowly for his highness sehun, but hopefully kai teaches him the right ways! and kai is way too dashing for sehun to resist, tbh ;)

I'm really glad you liked it, anon, and thank you for the really qt prompt :3

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