Post #24

[seoulfulness]

Fics (#23)

The Weather Channel infinite, woohyun/sunggyu
Sharing the Stage 4minute/after school/kara/secret/sistar
and i'm joining up the dots exo, kai/d.o
i'll follow you until you love me exo, gen
grip block b, b-bomb/zico
untitled btob, hyunsik/sungjae
we are infinite shinee, gen
start over reply 1997, joonhee/yoonjae
wonderful tonight b1a4/

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filled: exo, kai/suho (part 1/4)

[anonymous]

Target #1 is a tall, young girl. Soojung, that's what they call her. The mission involves making Soojung realizes that she's always been attracted to the relatively shorter girl she's always been doting on. "Your classic case of a bully actually having a crush on the one being bullied," Joonmyun remembers Kris telling him. "Should be fairly easy since Soojung's on the brink of admitting her feelings to herself. It's just a matter of shooting that arrow at the right place and the right time."

"How about a classic victim-helping-the-bully-get-through-shit execution, then?" Joonmyun asks. The corner of his eyes crinkle as he smiles a bit too wide - he can feel the stretch of his muscles and see the look on Kris' face that he only fashions when Joonmyun has that grin on his lips.

"Bully gets bullied by kids older than her, pretty please? With cherries on top."

Joonmyun chuckles. Kris sounds funny with his newfound affinity for the phrase "pretty please". Joonmyun then nods slowly, then holds a thumb up for Kris to see.

"Your wish is my command."

The following day, Joonmyun arranges for a group of girls to gang up on Soojung because of her bad hair day, and makes the shorter girl - Sunyoung - ward the mean girls off.

"Why are you helping me," Soojung asks as she dusts herself off. Sunyoung looks up and shrugs, laughing a little as she does so.

"I don't know. Guess I just found it funny that the bully's the one being bullied now."

Sungyoung picks up one of the books on the floor and hands it to Soojung, and Soojung furrows her eyebrows and looks at Sunyoung intently, as if scrutinizing the latter.

"Hey, I just helped you. I'd appreciate it if you didn't do anything bad to me-"

"Thanks," Soojung says, unrehearsed and unceremonious. "Thanks. For helping me."

Joonmyun watches as Sunyoung dotes on Soojung over lunch, watches as Soojun bites her lower lip when Sungyoung casually rests an arm on her shoulder. Beside him, Kris whispers, "Cutiepies," and the smile on Joonmyun's lips grows wider.

---

Target #2 is a certain Kim Kibum. He somehow ends up in bed with his thesis partner, Choi Minho, after celebrating getting full marks on their thesis. "This is a mistake," Kibum says in between taking sips of his morning coffee. "Clearly, a huge mistake-"

"Of course, he doesn't mean that," Joonmyun whispers, then shakes his head. He's seen too many cases like this before, and they all end up in a funny and messy confession over alcohol. "Kids these days."

"Careful, grandpa. Time is ticking." Kris gestures at Joonmyun's wrist watch.

"Right."

Joonmyun nods and aims an arrow at Kibum, and blows a hint of a kiss in Minho's general direction. Not too long after, Minho traps Kibum against the fridge, arms on either side of him, and presses his lips on the latter's. The kiss is sloppy, hungry, maybe even childish, and there's a thin string of saliva connecting Minho and Kibum's when they part.

"A huge mistake," Minho echoes.

Kibum laughs and hits Minho on the arm. "Worst mistake ever," he remarks, and erupts into a peal of laughter.