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Nov 03, 2012 10:55

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Re: exo, tao/kris anonymous November 3 2012, 20:58:16 UTC
Probably this has nothing o do with what you had in mind anon, but I hope you'll like a tiny bit anyway..

It's half past two in the afternoon and there are two boxes of stupid ramen cups that need to be put on the shelves. Sehun shoves the cups on the shelves imagining that under each cup there a tiny little Mr Lu, the new Chinese Math teacher, that decided that Sehun had to re-take the whole fucking exam because he miscalculated a variable, like really?
He is pushing the nth cup at the back of the third shelf when his co-worked, Chinese therefore as guilty as his math teacher, Huang Zitao comes out from the staff room tying his red apron.

“Hi” he greets, and he even dares to smile, once he spots Sehun. “I have to help you with this then we have to help Minseok-hyung at the register”

“Whatever” Sehun spits, while killing the umpteenth petit-Mr Lu.

“Something wrong?” Tao asks.

“Math is Satan's weapon to ruin my life and Mr Lu is a demon all too willing to use it”

Ok, maybe he went a little overboard, but Tao dares to outright giggle. Giggle.
While Sehun is dealing with the worst moment of his student career, Tao dares to giggle.

“What happened exactly?”

“We had a test yesterday and apparently I miscalculated some factors so I messed up the result of a couple equations, and Mr Lu wants me to retake the test”

Sehun waits for some empathy, for a 'I know it sucks, man', for some support, but Zitao doesn't sees to understand, because he's still smiling.

“Then you'll take it again and do it right”

Sehun is dumbfounded, he cannot believe his ears. Just take it again? He had been slaving himself for weeks to get an acceptable mark, he clearly knew all the formulas and he just put a tiny-weeny number in the wrong place and he gets an F and an unnerving 'See you next week, Oh Sehun', all served that unnerving signature smile. So Sehun really doesn't understand how Tao, his friend, his buddy, can just shrug it off like that, something is not right.

“Something happened, right? Something so good you can afford to be a jerk to your bestfriend and not give a fuck”

Tao shakes his head, but he's still smiling. “I don't know what you are talking about”

Sehun is about to choke himself with one of the cups, but then he has an epiphany.

“You are getting laid”

Tao stares at him for a moment, then goes back to shelve the cups, but it is crystal clear what the point is.

“Who is it?”

Tao smiles mischievously and Sehun wants to puke. “I don't know what you are talking about”

“Do I know him?”

At least he can think about something that has not doe-like eyes and a devilish red pen.

“I...”

The staff room door then opens and Wu Fan, the staff manager, comes out. Sehun begins to work a tad bit faster when the stern eyes of the manager begin to search the shop and land on the two of them.

“Zitao, I need you in the back to move some... things”

Sehun looks at Tao, then back at Wu Fan and really wants the earth to open and swallow him, right there and then.

“I cannot fucking believe this”

Zitao grins and puts a finger over his lips. Shhh.

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not op anonymous November 11 2012, 02:35:53 UTC
Omg, I love this! :D It's funny and adorable. Sehun is such an angry high-schooler, lmao
Tao is so cute with his “I don't know what you are talking about”

And Lu Han, math teacher from Hell *mwahahaha* I like

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