post #17

[seoulfulness]

Fics( #16).

two words: classy and fabulous big bang gd/top
untitled exo, lay/luhan
take me to the stars f(x), krystal/amber
deer in headlights exo, luhan/lay
From a Distance EXO, Kai/Kyungsoo
Happy New Year exo, tao/chen
samgyeopsal and soju exo, kris/lay/luhan
lip lesson snsd, sunny/seohyun
untitled exo, kai/d.o/baekhyun
can you whisper exo, kai/

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lesson one: always have a spare key (4/4)

[anonymous]

from the new angle, jongdae has the room to get a hand around his cock, and he strokes himself until he’s crying out and cumming onto the floor, “fuck, baekhyun”, his other making painful crescents in the skin of baekhyun’s thigh.

there is a clattering sound of the cuffs pulling against the wooden railing as baekhyun writhes up, “oh my god”, and tries to lean forward to lick at a line of sweat running down jongdae’s back, just get anything more than what he has.

jongdae keeps moving as fast as his thighs and body would allow, only needing a little longer before baekhyun is shuddering beneath him; his throaty and broken moans of jongdae’s name always like music to his ear.

breathless, jongdae eases himself off of baekhyun’s cock and pushes his legs together, sits himself back down in baekhyun’s lap, his back to baekhyun’s rapidly moving chest.

“how’d you hold up there?”

baekhyun can’t form the words to respond but his face is flushed and glistening and he’s smiling from ear to ear. it seems to be answer enough.

“just get these things off me.”

“certainly.”

with a kiss jongdae gets up and heads off towards the bedroom where he had first brought out the handcuffs to show baekhyun. he’s sure he’d seen the key fall onto the carpet at some point.

“uh oh,” he calls out five minutes later.

“what the fuck does that mean?”

jongdae runs out into the kitchen and starts checking all the counter surfaces.

“it means uh oh.” he drops to his hands and knees and checks every spot of floor he can see. “it means - it means i have absolutely no idea where the key’s gone.”

baekhyun pales fast. “are you joking right now? because they are going to be here any minute and this is not funny.”

jongdae is panicking, and while he doesn’t exactly let baekhyun privy to that information, the way he’s pulling apart everything he can see gives it away. baekhyun gathers that this isn’t one of his pranks.

“oh my god, just hit me in the head with a wok. if they see me i don’t want to be alive for it.”

he pulls hard and fast at the cuffs, like he’s some kind of hulk and can just bust the chair apart. he whimpers like a wounded puppy when it doesn’t work.

“baby, stop.” jongdae crawls over and kisses baekhyun’s reddened wrists. he’s met with fingers jabbing at his face.

“just get me out of this thing!”

jongdae gets to his feet and rips open a cutlery drawer. he turns around with a large, serrated bread knife in hand and bright, hopeful grin.

“you’re an idiot and i hate you.”

jongdae takes it and gets on his knees behind baekhyun’s chair again, starts hacking away at the cuff’s chain. his post-coital energy levels aren’t the most help ever.

“why the fuck did i decide to buy real metal ones and not the shitty ass plastic stuff?”

suddenly there are voices and footsteps all fast approaching the front door to the dorm, and baekhyun and jongdae freeze.

“oh my god.” jongdae drops the knife, grabs the bottle of lube from the table, tosses a kitchen towel onto baekhyun’s naked lap, “i love you, bye”, and books it for his bedroom, slamming the door closed.

“kim fucking jongdae!”

not op

[anonymous]

but anon, this is hands-down one of the best smut fics I've ever read. you did such a great job balancing the humor and the eroticism and ugh these two LOL

Re: not op

[anonymous]

thank you! i had a lot of fun writing out the playfulness of these two ;~;

not op

[anonymous]

"i love you, bye,"

"i love you, bye,"

"i love you, bye,"

omfg anon i'm shrieking at you can you tell akjfhasjakjhfakjs i love their banter and the sex (oh my god) and i'm dying because baekhyun would rather be dead than have them see him but chen just runs away. i really adore the way you wrote them together and this is basically the best baekchen i've ever come across in my life. /shifty eyes i expect to see more from you in the future? ty for writing this! :*

Re: not op

[anonymous]

haha thank you. i really wanted their banter to bring attention to them being 92 line best chingus on top of their relationship so i'm glad you liked it!

baekchen needs so much more than they get, so maybe you'll see me around in the future

Re: lesson one: always have a spare key (4/4)

[anonymous]

not op

screaming at you anon, screaming for so many different reasons holy shit

Re: lesson one: always have a spare key (4/4)

[anonymous]

i hope they are all good reasons!

not op either

[anonymous]

BUT OMFGGGG HAHAHHAA.

i loved that wok comment (idk if you were referencing it or not, but i was totally reminded of kyuhyun)

love love loved the ending!

Re: not op either

[anonymous]

i wasn't but LMAO now that's exactly how i'm picturing it

not op

[anonymous]

uh

idk how to fkn react just

lmfao.

Re: not op

[anonymous]

is this a good or a bad thing?

Re: not op

[anonymous]

good :'D

Re: lesson one: always have a spare key (4/4)

[anonymous]

screaming oh my GOD the ending jongdae waylt

anon i love you

still not op

[anonymous]

dsjkbhv this was perfect
their banter was hilarious and i love how you alluded to power shifts between the two even though it was baekhyun who was at jongdae's mercy this time
and then the smut dfjkbg so well written, just enough detail, just enough personality
and then jongdae failing oh my god OTL XD
poor bacon! i kind of want to know what happens when everyone comes in, but at the same time...so painfully awkward!
ugh if you weren't anon i'd go read everything you've ever written!
loved this so much