post #17

[seoulfulness]

Fics( #16).

two words: classy and fabulous big bang gd/top
untitled exo, lay/luhan
take me to the stars f(x), krystal/amber
deer in headlights exo, luhan/lay
From a Distance EXO, Kai/Kyungsoo
Happy New Year exo, tao/chen
samgyeopsal and soju exo, kris/lay/luhan
lip lesson snsd, sunny/seohyun
untitled exo, kai/d.o/baekhyun
can you whisper exo, kai/

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Behind Enemy Lines, EXO, Lu Han/Kai (2/2)

[anonymous]

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Jongin quietly and cautiously approaches Lu Han. He takes a seat beside him on the edge of the stage and gingerly offers him the Gatorade that he'd nicked from the vending machine.

Lu Han grabs it from him and drinks. After a while he sighs, eyeing Jongin. "I don't get you," he resignedly admits. "You always do fine when you're practicing by yourself. But when you're with Tao, with the others, you screw up and I really just want to strangle you, maybe pull your hair out or snap your neck in two--"

"I get it," Jongin interrupts him, eyes wide.

They're quiet for a while, their legs slightly swinging underneath them, eyes out towards the empty auditorium seats.

"Do you really hate me that much?" Jongin asks, interrupting the short silence and Lu Han snaps his gaze at him, surprised at the question. "Just..." He shrugs. "You're always yelling and planning my murder..."

Jongin is surprised and embarrassed when Lu Han starts laughing. He reaches for the back of his neck and rubs it like he does when he's feeling shy and scrutinized.

"You're so silly and stupid, Jongin," Lu Han says when he finally catches his breath. "I don't hate you. If I did, I wouldn't even so much as look at you."

"Is that why you don't look at Tao?" Jongin curiously asks.

"Have you seen that kid! I hear that you can die just by looking into his eyes!" Lu Han shudders.

Jongin looks at him incredulously. "We've all been in the same classes since kindergarten. Have you seen anyone die yet?"

"But Oh Sehun," Lu Han whispers conspiratorially. "He kissed Tao once and he hasn't smiled since. And then there's Jongdae. That kid is loopy, I swear. All those wide smiles and annoying bouncy movements..." He shakes his head. "I fear for his next victim."

"Maybe I should be the one snapping your neck," Jongin is looking at him like he'd grown five more heads. "Sehun doesn't actually smile, has never smiled since he was born. It's like some genetic thing. And Jongdae is smiley and bouncy because he's happy, stupid."

"Did you just call me stupid?" Lu Han raises an eyebrow at him.

"I think this conversation has strangely gotten out of hand," Jongin soberly states, fiddling with his empty Gatorade bottle.

Lu Han sighs and reaches for his hand. "You know I don't hate you, right?" Jongin looks up and smiles hopefully. "You're so silly."

Jongin flips their hands over so that their hands are intertwined. "I just never know for sure anymore sometimes," he admits. "You really always do look like you want to throw me off the stage."

"I'm doing the best I can to save you from 'death by Tao' okay?" Lu Han sniffs. "I didn't know my intentions were going to be so misconstrued."

"Can you be less harsh next time?" Jongin scoots closer to him. "At this rate, it's going to get harder and harder to tell people about us."

"Mmmkay," Lu Han murmurs as Jongin presses his lips against his.

Re: Behind Enemy Lines, EXO, Lu Han/Kai (2/2)

[anonymous]

ANON you are lightning fast omg and this is so adorable ;w; poor tao lmao and CHEN/TAO omg ty anon i love this :*

Re: Behind Enemy Lines, EXO, Lu Han/Kai (2/2)

[anonymous]

i forgot to mention that this is op orz