post #17

[seoulfulness]

Fics( #16).

two words: classy and fabulous big bang gd/top
untitled exo, lay/luhan
take me to the stars f(x), krystal/amber
deer in headlights exo, luhan/lay
From a Distance EXO, Kai/Kyungsoo
Happy New Year exo, tao/chen
samgyeopsal and soju exo, kris/lay/luhan
lip lesson snsd, sunny/seohyun
untitled exo, kai/d.o/baekhyun
can you whisper exo, kai/

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Behind Enemy Lines, EXO, Lu Han/Kai (1/2)

[anonymous]

"Oh my god, it's NOT that hard!" Lu Han wails as Jongin attempts to maneuver his leading lady (man?) into a warm and gentle embrace. He pulls at his hair, leaving them standing in a mess of tangles, because he really didn't sign up for this. The last thing he wanted was to be a part of the play, much less direct it. And he hated it even more because Kim Jongin, seemingly the most uncoordinated person on the planet, is playing the lead role.

"How about if I show him how it's done--" Jongdae starts to offer.

"Step away from the stage, Jongdae!" Baekhyun dryly dictates, not even looking up at the script he's been going over for the past couple of minutes.

"But I--" And Jongdae ruefully watches as his Tao, his boyfriend who is fantastically playing the leading lady role, cozies up to Jongin.

"Step. Away." Baekhyun looks at him this time, shooting him his deathly glare. Jongdae scampers away behind Chanyeol, who merely pats him on the head.

"No. No. NO. NO!" Lu Han screams because Jongin has just managed to trip Tao, making him faceplant on the floor. "Don't injure the cast please!" he adds as Jongin swerves down to help him, knocking down Kyungsoo, who had also bent down to offer some help. "At the rate we're going, none of us is going to survive this." Lu Han pulls at his hair again.

Kris snickers behind his hand and Lu Han growls. "I have an idea," Kris then offers, speaking for the first time. It's been much too amusing for him to watch Lu Han strain his neck veins over Kim Jongin.

"What is it?" Jongin desperately asks the assistant director. "I'll do anything to get this right!" He balefully shoots Lu Han a look then smiles hopefully at Kris.

"Why don't we call it a night?" Kris suggests and Lu Han opens his mouth to violently protest because the show is in two weeks and they can't even get their leads to get their chemistry right. "Jongin will stay behind to work on his...uh, coordination. I think it would be better if he practices by himself first."

Lu Han quiets and mulls this over. "Okay guys," he announces. "Let's all convene here after school tomorrow." Everyone cheers. "No more scripts by tomorrow!" he adds, annoyed at how everyone's being dismissed from working on the play for now, while it seems he's always going to be stuck with it. And with Jongin, too. He fights the urge to throw himself off the stage with the hopes of breaking his neck.

Kris flashes him an encouraging (and creepy) smile. Lu Han flips him off.