post #16
Fics( #15).
Always EXO, Kris/Lay, Xiumin/Luhan, Tao/Chen
give a little, get a lot infinite, hoya/sunggyu
shush 4minute/f(x), hyuna-centric, hyuna/amber [warning: self-injury]
birthday girl f(x), amber/krystal
raise infinite, woohyun/sunggyu
some like it hot exo, kai/chanyeol [warning: harm]
untitled exo, chanyeol/d.o.
seeking a friend at the end ( Read more... )
Always EXO, Kris/Lay, Xiumin/Luhan, Tao/Chen
give a little, get a lot infinite, hoya/sunggyu
shush 4minute/f(x), hyuna-centric, hyuna/amber [warning: self-injury]
birthday girl f(x), amber/krystal
raise infinite, woohyun/sunggyu
some like it hot exo, kai/chanyeol [warning: harm]
untitled exo, chanyeol/d.o.
seeking a friend at the end ( Read more... )
"Hi. It's Jongin. Leave a dirty message or I ain't calling you back." Beep.
“Hey, Jongin, I think I left my clothes at your house? Sorry for having to borrow yours. Oh, and this is Lu Han if you can't tell yet.”
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“Hello. You have reached Yixing and Lu Han's humble abode. We will only reply to your call if your name isn't Wu Fan.” Beep.
“This is Kris. Check your mobile, Yixing.”
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“Hello. You have reached Yixing and Lu Han's humble abode. We will only reply to your call if your name isn't Wu Fan or Kris.” Beep.
“This is Kevin Li. Check your mobile, Yixing. Seriously, check it. Also, Lu Han, some guy called Sehun told me that Jongin told him that he - Jongin, that is - went overseas yesterday so he probably won't reply to your calls, or something. Oh, and he asked you to look after his dogs.”
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"Hi. It's Jongin. I disappeared into the Bermuda Triangle and you ain't getting a reply until 2085... Hi, Lu Han, don't be too mad, I still love you." Beep.
“You can't just leave and not tell me in advance. And I had to find out through a friend of a friend. Ugh.”
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"Hi. It's Jongin. I disappeared into the Bermuda Triangle and you ain't getting a reply until 2085... Hi, Lu Han, don't be too mad, I still love you." Beep.
“Lu Han looked really sad without you there on his birthday. You could've called him and left a message. Why do I have to be the good friend and take care of him? You're meant to be the boyfriend. Wait, I take that back. He's fair game once you're gone, right? If you don't come back soon, I'll make him mine.”
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“Hello. You have reached Yixing and Lu Han's humble abode. We will only reply to your call if your name isn't Wu Fan or Kris or Kevin Li. Jongin sucks.” Beep.
“Lu Han, I'm back! And much earlier than anticipated due to unforeseen circumstances. Can we talk when you return my dogs? I love you.”
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“Hello. You have reached Yixing and Lu Han's humble abode. We will only reply to your call if your name isn't Wu Fan or Kris or Kevin Li. Jongin sucks.” Beep.
“Hey, Lu Han, I miss you and Jjanggu and Monggu and your bad cooking and your old hairstyle. Why did you dye your hair blonde and have it curled? I mean, it's cute, but... Um, anyway, the dogs are mine and you are mine too.”
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“Hello. You have reached Yixing and Lu Han's humble abode. We will only reply to your call if your name isn't Wu Fan or Kris or Kevin Li. Jongin sucks.” Beep.
“I miss you and I swear I won't leave without telling you next time. Call me back soon, please.”
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"Hi. It's Jongin. Leave a dirty message or I ain't calling you back." Beep.
“You two are never ever getting back together. L-O-L.
Wait, I hope you're not mad at me. I didn't do anything - I haven't even talked to him yet. Lu Han is just strange like that. I don't know why he got a matching hairstyle with your poodles. But he is cute. Really cute. Hehe.”
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"Hi. It's Jongin. Leave a dirty message or I ain't calling you back." Beep.
“Lu Han here. Meet me at the park at six or else the dogs are mine forever.”
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"Hi. It's Jongin. Leave a dirty message or I ain't calling you back." Beep.
“Slow applause for you for getting back together with Lu Han. Chanyeol and I are betting on when you two will next break up. I said in less than a week since your next trip is on Tuesday, but Chanyeol said that you two will go the distance. I just think you're dumb for choosing to interview some global star for your thesis. Why can't you just email him? Is it because he's old? Anyway, Sehun out.”
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“Hello. You have reached Yixing and Lu Han's humble abode. We will only reply to your call if your name isn't Wu Fan or Kris or Kevin Li.” Beep.
“Hey, Yixing, it's Lu Han. Just wanted to tell you I'm not coming home tonight. I'll be staying over at Jongin's since we're back together now. Yeah.”
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