post #16
Fics( #15).
Always EXO, Kris/Lay, Xiumin/Luhan, Tao/Chen
give a little, get a lot infinite, hoya/sunggyu
shush 4minute/f(x), hyuna-centric, hyuna/amber [warning: self-injury]
birthday girl f(x), amber/krystal
raise infinite, woohyun/sunggyu
some like it hot exo, kai/chanyeol [warning: harm]
untitled exo, chanyeol/d.o.
seeking a friend at the end ( Read more... )
Always EXO, Kris/Lay, Xiumin/Luhan, Tao/Chen
give a little, get a lot infinite, hoya/sunggyu
shush 4minute/f(x), hyuna-centric, hyuna/amber [warning: self-injury]
birthday girl f(x), amber/krystal
raise infinite, woohyun/sunggyu
some like it hot exo, kai/chanyeol [warning: harm]
untitled exo, chanyeol/d.o.
seeking a friend at the end ( Read more... )
"Hey, this is Lu Han. Um, I was wondering if you're interested in maybe going out to that Thai restaurant I was talking about... Yeah, um, call me back!"
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"Hi. It's Jongin. Leave a dirty message or I ain't calling you back." Beep.
"Don't look at my crush. Don't touch him. Don't add him on Facebook. Don't like all of his pictures. Don't message him. Don't text him. Don't chill with him. Don't try to be his boyfriend. Don't compliment him. Don't hug him. Don't 'Winky Face' him. Don't smile at him. Don't worry about him, he's mine. I'll cut you bitch.
Haha, just joking. Just wanted to tell you that Hyoyeon just told me that dance rehearsals have been rescheduled to six. See ya."
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"Pterodactyls from outer space have captured Yixing and Lu Han! The only way to save us is to leave a message with your credit card details! We love you~" Beep.
"This is Wu Fan. Change your dumb phone message before I change it for you. And Yixing, you forgot your underwear."
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"Pterodactyls from outer space have captured Yixing and Lu Han! The only way to save us is to leave a message with your credit card details! We love you~" Beep.
"Oh my god, I just realised how wrong that sounded out of context. Please don't spread rumours around campus like last time."
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"Pterodactyls from outer space have captured Yixing and Lu Han! The only way to save us is to leave a message with your credit card details! We love you~" Beep.
"Hey Lu Han. Jongin here. I was wondering... do you feel like going on a second date? I enjoyed the first one... You can keep the scarf, if you want, since it's pretty cold these days. I hope you're doing well... And yeah, if you're still interested, um, call or text me or something... Yeah, bye..."
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"Pterodactyls from outer space have captured Yixing and Lu Han! The only way to save us is to leave a message with your credit card details! We love you~" Beep.
"Hi Lu Han. I'm better than Jongin."
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"Hi. It's Jongin. Leave a dirty message or I ain't calling you back." Beep.
“I'm not gonna lie. I really do like Lu Han but I get that you two are going out now, so I guess I should lay off. Bros before hoes and all that. But can I still befriend him... or at least watch him from afar?”
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"Hi. It's Jongin. Leave a dirty message or I ain't calling you back." Beep.
“Lu Han speaking! Monggu and Jjanggu are so cute. You should've invited me to your house earlier! There's a ManU and Chelsea match coming up soon, so I was thinking maybe I could sleep over at your house since it'll be like four in the morning when it broadcasts. And don't worry, I'll take the couch or something. Call me soon!”
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"Hi. It's Jongin. Leave a dirty message or I ain't calling you back." Beep.
“I think he only likes you for your dogs. Yeah, I know I'm a genius.”
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"Yixing and Lu Han are two dickheads who have no sense of camaraderie nor do they know how to keep their mouth shut. Leave a message if you want to die.” Beep.
“... Um... This is for Lu Han from Jongin... I don't know why I'm leaving a message even though I'm seeing you in a few hours. You don't have to worry about getting me a birthday present. Just spending time with you is enough, and... uh, I'm getting all cheesy. Anyway, see you soon!”
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"Hi. It's Jongin. Leave a dirty message or I ain't calling you back." Beep.
“When I see you tomorrow, I'm going to sad-face you, just in case you didn't see all those texts I left you.”
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"Hi. It's Jongin. Leave a dirty message or I ain't calling you back." Beep.
“Hey-yo, d'you wanna go out for karaoke and ice cream? Baekhyun is coming back from the States, Kyungsoo and Joonmyun are returning from their Australia trip, and I've already invited Sehun. It'll be just like the old times - all six of us. I know you've been preoccupied with your new boyfriend, but at least spare some time for your old pals? I mean it's hard not to notice when you're all over him and when you're not all over him, he's all over you. It's like when your dogs are in heat, to be honest... Hope I can see you soon. Call me! Cha-cha, Chanyeol out.”
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"Hi. It's Jongin. Leave a dirty message or I ain't calling you back." Beep.
“Hey, Jongin, I think I left my clothes at your house? Sorry for having to borrow yours. Oh, and this is Lu Han if you can't tell yet.”
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“Hello. You have reached Yixing and Lu Han's humble abode. We will only reply to your call if your name isn't Wu Fan.” Beep.
“This is Kris. Check your mobile, Yixing.”
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“Hello. You have reached Yixing and Lu Han's humble abode. We will only reply to your call if your name isn't Wu Fan or Kris.” Beep.
“This is Kevin Li. Check your mobile, Yixing. Seriously, check it. Also, Lu Han, some guy called Sehun told me that Jongin told him that he - Jongin, that is - went overseas yesterday so he probably won't reply to your calls, or something. Oh, and he asked you to look after his dogs.”
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"Hi. It's Jongin. I disappeared into the Bermuda Triangle and you ain't getting a reply until 2085... Hi, Lu Han, don't be too mad, I still love you." Beep.
“You can't just leave and not tell me in advance. And I had to find out through a friend of a friend. Ugh.”
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"Hi. It's Jongin. I disappeared into the Bermuda Triangle and you ain't getting a reply until 2085... Hi, Lu Han, don't be too mad, I still love you." Beep.
“Lu Han looked really sad without you there on his birthday. You could've called him and left a message. Why do I have to be the good friend and take care of him? You're meant to be the boyfriend. Wait, I take that back. He's fair game once you're gone, right? If you don't come back soon, I'll make him mine.”
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“Hello. You have reached Yixing and Lu Han's humble abode. We will only reply to your call if your name isn't Wu Fan or Kris or Kevin Li. Jongin sucks.” Beep.
“Lu Han, I'm back! And much earlier than anticipated due to unforeseen circumstances. Can we talk when you return my dogs? I love you.”
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“Hello. You have reached Yixing and Lu Han's humble abode. We will only reply to your call if your name isn't Wu Fan or Kris or Kevin Li. Jongin sucks.” Beep.
“Hey, Lu Han, I miss you and Jjanggu and Monggu and your bad cooking and your old hairstyle. Why did you dye your hair blonde and have it curled? I mean, it's cute, but... Um, anyway, the dogs are mine and you are mine too.”
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“Hello. You have reached Yixing and Lu Han's humble abode. We will only reply to your call if your name isn't Wu Fan or Kris or Kevin Li. Jongin sucks.” Beep.
“I miss you and I swear I won't leave without telling you next time. Call me back soon, please.”
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"Hi. It's Jongin. Leave a dirty message or I ain't calling you back." Beep.
“You two are never ever getting back together. L-O-L.
Wait, I hope you're not mad at me. I didn't do anything - I haven't even talked to him yet. Lu Han is just strange like that. I don't know why he got a matching hairstyle with your poodles. But he is cute. Really cute. Hehe.”
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"Hi. It's Jongin. Leave a dirty message or I ain't calling you back." Beep.
“Lu Han here. Meet me at the park at six or else the dogs are mine forever.”
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"Hi. It's Jongin. Leave a dirty message or I ain't calling you back." Beep.
“Slow applause for you for getting back together with Lu Han. Chanyeol and I are betting on when you two will next break up. I said in less than a week since your next trip is on Tuesday, but Chanyeol said that you two will go the distance. I just think you're dumb for choosing to interview some global star for your thesis. Why can't you just email him? Is it because he's old? Anyway, Sehun out.”
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“Hello. You have reached Yixing and Lu Han's humble abode. We will only reply to your call if your name isn't Wu Fan or Kris or Kevin Li.” Beep.
“Hey, Yixing, it's Lu Han. Just wanted to tell you I'm not coming home tonight. I'll be staying over at Jongin's since we're back together now. Yeah.”
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